Drink whiskey in the morning, smoke a pack of unfiltered petroleum infused cigarettes and then tell me how the salmon banana jello tastes.

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.