Andrew

Trump getting to sit in FOX’s worst booth fits all too well

Jared Goff?

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Tolkien fought in the Battle of the Somme. He saw the horrors of war, and the moments of bravery and fear within it up close.

And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.

Musk is everything he hated.

A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok" Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat Long - long Hunk - has handsome chiseled features Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list Satan - has horns Pervert - has a giant foot Melting - goop Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles Bird - has a beak and wings Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head 2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth Past Memory - inside a polaroid Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head Flat - i think you get the idea tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory mouth - mouth video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

Let's Learn about types of ghosts

chowning the /libs. is that anything

it seems like there are more and more world series each and every year

Hyperlinked text that says "View All Soups"

Do I dare????

It’s true I just got one in the mail today

Price drop! The Bosco Stick stand is now just $175.
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Isn’t this already a thing in the minors? Someone must have done a study on this stuff already, it’s baseball.

Richard Attenborough saying: “I really hate that man” in Jurassic Park is just on repeat in my head these days.

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

They fight against getting rid of parking lots but complain about tailgating?

Claude AI logo

Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Malort

My brain identified the vinegar as Malört when scrolling past this and I did a double take. Have you figured out a way to use that stuff in a cocktail?

I went with meat sticks and coffee and feel the same way.

not sure how much more mobility innovation I can take

The 13 runs the Lions had on their last TD drive were their most runs on a TD drive since at least 2000. Previous high was 11, last done in Week 4 2023 vs Packers

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

I feel bad for you. Thanks it's been a rough week

Snake: “Hrnk. Antacids??”
Colonel: “That’s right Snake. Sodium bicarbonate chewables deployed to address tummy pain.”
Naomi: due to advancements in medical and flavor technology, these tablets are available in a variety of fruit flavors OTC, or ‘over the counter’”

Well Wikipedia might conflict with their preexisting biases. Can’t have that.

Anyone hating the Liquid Glass effect in iOS, this setting is your friend

So the ‘New Apple Design Language’ is just applying the bevel and emboss layer style to everything? Is the @sickoscommittee.org getting royalties on this?

A parking ramp entrance for vehicles with an automatic gate arm. There’s a large, brightly colored, sign painted on the drive that says “DANGER: RISK OF INJURY” “NO PEDESTRIANS”

The pedestrian walkway next to the vehicle entrance in the prior photo. It has two new brightly colored signs indicating that it is a pedestrian walkway.

Friendly reminder to not fuck with automatic barrier arm gates for vehicles. These signs are new, which likely indicates someone found out the hard way. Use the pedestrian walkway.