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Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…

Blade Runner: Are you a replicant?

Suspect: Um — no

Blade Runner: Hey! That pause was an em dash

This looks adorable!

A card game with gorgeous fun artwork, where the suits are Fluffy Thing, Noisy Thing, Cosy Thing, and Long Thing? Sign me up!

It's even got "Poo" cards. C'mon, what's not to love? 😀

Oh, now this looks as irresistable as the real things!

Reserved immediately 😊

Killer space meatballs to cursed shrubbery: Stephen King’s TV adaptations – rated bad to best Television versions of the author’s writing have been mixed, to say the least. Ahead of The Institute – about a bootcamp for telekinetic kids – we rate the lot, from the volcanically dull to the Tim C...

I’ve written something about Stephen King’s TV adaptations

"...and on this farm he had a WHAAAAAT?!?"

That is funky and catchy, I have to concede.

Funnily enough, when you turned the sleeve over, those were exactly my feelings too.

All hail you and your frankly mad yesteryear crate digging, sir 🫡

Bless - completely oblivious to the panic 😂

Today’s Climate Forecast    And onto today’s climate forecast,  where we can expect to see a prolonged spell of inaction, interspersed with patches of hazy promises across many areas.    Over Westminster and other centres of government, a build-up of hot air will cause inactivity to soar to record levels over the coming days, in spite of the high pressure.   Elsewhere, a front of chronic misinformation  will sweep in from the east,    bringing with it a thick band of climate change deniers and the chance of scattered falsehoods,   while powerful gusts of idiocy and ignorance look set to blow across social media. Outbreaks of ‘We just got on with it in 1976’ and ‘It’s called the British summer, mate’ are likely.   In summary: unsettling.   Brian Bilston

And now for today’s climate forecast …

Private Eye hits the nail on the head

My greedy brain thought this was a lovely ice cream with sprinkles 🤪

Get well soon!

Heh - Yes, I suppose as experienced ferret owners, you know that you need to act fast when it comes to your own stash!

Congratulations! How much of that meat has somehow disappeared since that photo was taken? 😁

What an absolute cutie!

Hello, Swizzel - clearly you can already tell that you're in excellent hands.

Microsoft is thought to have lost upwards of $20 billion on Copilot by the end of 2024, and committed to spending $80 billion on AI in 2025.

Take a wild guess what is recommended as an emotional support mechanism to the 9,100 employees they can no longer afford to keep.

Coming very soon... Football Fantastics Get ready for the Football Fantastics! Watch the trailer for the brand new show now and get ready for kick off when episodes arrive on BBC iPlayer 5th July.

SELF PROMOTION ALERT!
New sit-com series for the kiddywinks comes out tomorrow on Cbeebies. It's called 'Football Fantastics' and I got to play the grumpy caretaker, Mr. Parks.
I'd like to think I was channelling Mr.Griffiths, the janitor from Grange Hill. www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/wat...

Aw, I'm sorry that you've had to say goodbye as she goes to catch up with her brother.

Thank you so much for sharing Rikki's long and happy life with us internet strangers 💜

The Creep (20th anniversary edition), by Slomo 4 track album

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Masterfully cut to a long-form classical-style pressing by the esteemed Rashad Becker.
Released Sep 5, available for pre-order now.

True fact: you know those pop-up springy suction-cup toys? They were inspired by a ferret just like ol' bingus here.

Okay, probably not. But c'mon, it sounds really plausible, doesn't it?

Happy Performatively Using The Word ‘Petrichor’ Day, everyone!

Pro tip: for those of you who don't have printers, I recommend projecting it onto a living room wall and writing the results in on the wall.

Have a houseproud spouse? Don't worry - use a UV pen and they'll be none the wiser!

Good lord!

[to both!]

Less Bingus, more Narcissus!

And frankly, who can blame him?

I charted #Glastonbury ticket price inflation since first festival

1970 £1
1986 £17
2025 £378.50+£5 booking fee
= 22.5x 1986 price

Annualised ticket price inflation over last 39 years 8.35%
Annualised rate of inflation same period 2.8%

Oh, the sights a well-travelled ferret has seen!

Funerals should just be car boot sales of all your stuff with a jacket potato and real ale stall, and everyone can wander round your stuff reminiscing about how weird you were, and wondering why you’ve so many sea-salt dispensers. The family can keep the money or donate it to charity.

The government's proposed Personal Independence Payment reforms are based on three popular fallacies:

1. Disabled people will work harder if money that supports them is withdrawn

2. There are loads of jobs just waiting to be filled with Disabled people

3. Disabled people aren't currently working

Adorable!