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20.02.2026 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sufondue.bsky.social
Mum to 22 & 19. Does science. Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
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20.02.2026 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent choices!!!
20.02.2026 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well that's obvious nonsense...
20.02.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm 46 this year and the last decade has FLOWN
20.02.2026 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I mean not ALWAYS. But sometimes...
20.02.2026 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nobody should be alive to 200. We'll just be discovering interesting new things that can go wrong with the human body. Good luck with the marbles though, may we all retain them!
20.02.2026 20:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was definitely middle aged by my late 30s, it's comfy and I like it!
20.02.2026 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think happiness depends on really embracing it. I don't want to be out late at night and I like a nice sit down. 20s me wouldn't be happy but she's had her turn!
20.02.2026 20:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
20.02.2026 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'll allow it, seeing as it's you π
20.02.2026 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'd say it kicked in about then for me mentally. Then you hit 40 and its all gum disease and giggles
20.02.2026 20:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The way things are going they'll probably bill your estate if you don't expire while at work
20.02.2026 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had to do a legal thing last year and my solicitor was horrified by my lack of pension. (Not planned, I'm just poor!) When I said it was fine because I'd likely be dead he didn't dven laugh???
20.02.2026 20:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like the heated steering wheel but I will simply never buy a car that doesn't have heated seats. Once you've had a warm butt you can't go back
20.02.2026 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0third of her life" and hello??? Who is out here assuming they have ninety years? Neither of my parents made it past 70
20.02.2026 20:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0A thing I think about too often is a woman on insta who did a post about turning 60. It was all wholesome about how she's accepted her changing body and life, about how her husband still loves her (god bless a man who does the bare minimum, I guess) etc but then she said she was "entering the last
20.02.2026 20:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YEEEAHHH!!!
20.02.2026 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe it's ME?!!
19.02.2026 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0See follow up tweet π
19.02.2026 20:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't get me wrong it's brilliant but I've never experienced this before??
Also I don't know how I'm supposed to find my work friends without the shared nucleus of someone we all hate?
OK so in my new job everyone seems nice and competent and they all like their jobs.
I'm in my own personal twilight zone.
When you've said too many dumb things today
19.02.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Labour are like that middle-class, white lady you know who think trans people, neurodivergent people and anyone on benefits "has it too easy"/"is just making it up"
19.02.2026 08:47 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0ME TOO!!
19.02.2026 08:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Obvious nonsense??
19.02.2026 08:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What were you thinking when you typed that??
18.02.2026 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ALSO people think they'll be fine til they're old. My mum was in care from 57 after the stroke she had from smoking. And still got lung cancer at 69 just to finish the job.
16.02.2026 07:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also cigs are like 15 quid a pack. How is anyone (who's not rich and famous) affording that???
16.02.2026 07:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It's sneaking back because all the smokers/youth are vaping instead and it's so embarrassing people would rather get cancer apparently.
We should never have got to a point where grown men are asking for "raspberry diamond ice" vapes in a shop.
My eldest will be 23 next month. At his first MMR I asked the nurse (health visitor?) how it was going...
Her *visibly shaken*: I worked in third world countries when I was young. In this country, we have forgotten what it's like to watch children die of preventable disease. We will be reminded.