@uncarsonable.bsky.social
I am a graphic arts professional. Park Slope dad, yo-yo trickist, bad movie connoisewer.
#NotAllMatts
16.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Judges would also accept Nazareth PA here
03.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 100 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0As a book adaptation, the trims made to Christine are flawless. Everything that remains is load bearing and fits together snugly. And the engine noise in lieu of music under the opening titles reallyreally does it for me.
02.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve died on that hill many times, usually killed by The Shining, but I’ve always repaired myself and gotten back on the road.
02.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Betcha anything it’s written phonetically for him. Sov-rinz
17.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“And therefore I, Congressmam Haleem Jeffries, will ___________”
05.09.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you can’t spot the mark at the table, it’s you.
02.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know ECM likes to focus on substance, but should you need to, there are threads going where folks proceeded directly to mocking that beard.
02.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s video of him lighting a cigarette in a hospital ward. That’s pretty good oppo.
30.08.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mechanical daughter will kick both their asses
30.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mechanical daughter will kick both their asses
30.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“In pursuit of this goal, I, Senate
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, will __________”
I admire your restraint in not writing “ernstwhile”
29.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This might be what Byron Donalds meant about giving his life to Christ in the parking lot.
27.08.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
24.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They got rid of the hillbilly dude, it’s cracker erasure. Barrel erasure too.
22.08.2025 22:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 060% of the time it works none of the time
19.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kneel before Stamp
17.08.2025 15:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Picking up a gallon of milk is a five minute round trip on foot.
15.08.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Show me your getaway vehicle
14.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sir Mix a Lot and Mudhoney also sounded like they were always a team.
11.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0President Dugnutt
08.08.2025 20:33 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bunch of made up baseball player names that sound American to foreign ears.
08.08.2025 19:13 — 👍 140 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Said the rhyme, did he? Then the crime, he did.
02.08.2025 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Then it goes Dutch tilt as he hangs up!
31.07.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Victimless crime
31.07.2025 17:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
27.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There’s a deleted scene showing the stargate shrinking him to the size of an action figure and setting him up in a dollhouse.
26.07.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her Cuomodorsement got her on my Do Not Rank list. I otherwise didn’t know much about her, and i still had slot #5 left after I’d ranked everyone I legit liked. Her disqualification was Paperboy Love Prince’s gain. I want that guy to keep the dream alive.
25.07.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is where I post from
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