Matt Carson

Said the rhyme, did he? Then the crime, he did.

Then it goes Dutch tilt as he hangs up!

Victimless crime

There’s a deleted scene showing the stargate shrinking him to the size of an action figure and setting him up in a dollhouse.

Her Cuomodorsement got her on my Do Not Rank list. I otherwise didn’t know much about her, and i still had slot #5 left after I’d ranked everyone I legit liked. Her disqualification was Paperboy Love Prince’s gain. I want that guy to keep the dream alive.

This is where I post from

If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers

Swaggs will be shocked and bummed to learn all sex workers go to heaven.

This is one of the reasons my daughter is named Lillian.

Twoke

I’ve voted for and will continue to vote for Lander every chance I get. Can’t wait to do it again.

Can’t believe I had to borough this deep in the thread to find him mentioned.

Golf is the best televised sport to sleep through.

I’ve seen him march many picket lines with striking unions, including my own, so he’s had my vote locked up for a while. And I’m happy I also get to rank Mamdani. I’ve never understood my city’s terrible taste in mayors though, so [shrug emoji].

A red Tesla, parked outside the lines.

Can he drive? Maybe, maybe not. Can he park? Nope.

They placate the masses with an unending supply of bubblegum.

I always got excited when the characters got into a car,
Because that meant some of TV’s greatest driving b-roll footage was coming up.

When that season was airing, I always made sure to turn it off before the credits gave way to Pizzolato talking about the episode. His douchery ruined it for me.

They spotted you from across Ghorman Plaza and liked your vibe

Also available: Trump Always Beefs Out Bowl

Maul in the Family

Not enough Matt Carsons

It’s not just my arteries that are hardening

It preminisced the mayoralty of Ed Koch four years in advance!

Mr. T cake decoration kit with HAPPY BIRTHDAY spelled out in candy.

Happy 73rd birthday to Mr. T!

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

Minus one

I read this day by day back when you were writing it and it was a thrill the whole damn year. Thank you.