@uncarsonable.bsky.social
I am a graphic arts professional. Park Slope dad, yo-yo trickist, bad movie connoisewer.
“And therefore I, Congressman Hakeem Jeffries, will…” ?
06.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dollar for you
06.12.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“We gotta start thinking beyond our guns. This years are closing fast.”
27.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You only have to type “work-life integration” a little bit wrong and it autocorrects to “work-life infection.”
27.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Police Wickedemy
22.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He better eat his Wheaties at home because nobody in New York will sell him food without spit in it.
18.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gluten intolerance is right there in the subtext throughout Rebel Without a Cause (1955).
15.11.2025 17:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A three-ee hour tooooouuuur
14.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can sing the lyrics from the Gilligan’s Island theme to the tune of Court of the Crimson King.
14.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
14.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Is Jared Leto in it?”
13.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My Bond continuity problem is that Felix Leiter grew back all the limbs that sharks chewed off him in Licence to Kill.
12.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re Taxation.
I need you at Representation.
He is positioned in the way between us and Liberty.
09.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I too lost a Teen Vogue job in back in 2017 after they shuttered their print edition. I was very proud to have worked there.
05.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The execrable Butterfinger is like a temu version of the delicious 5th Avenue
31.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That second person is also a freaky ghost, which is how there came to be dos of them.
31.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Whose house?
24.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every graffitied swastika I’ve ever seen was drawn sloppily.
24.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three pussies on one cock! Wouldn’t have expected porn this hot out of Alabama.
19.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#NotAllMatts
16.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Judges would also accept Nazareth PA here
03.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 100 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0As a book adaptation, the trims made to Christine are flawless. Everything that remains is load bearing and fits together snugly. And the engine noise in lieu of music under the opening titles reallyreally does it for me.
02.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve died on that hill many times, usually killed by The Shining, but I’ve always repaired myself and gotten back on the road.
02.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Betcha anything it’s written phonetically for him. Sov-rinz
17.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“And therefore I, Congressmam Haleem Jeffries, will ___________”
05.09.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you can’t spot the mark at the table, it’s you.
02.09.2025 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know ECM likes to focus on substance, but should you need to, there are threads going where folks proceeded directly to mocking that beard.
02.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s video of him lighting a cigarette in a hospital ward. That’s pretty good oppo.
30.08.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
