Greetings, %PCRace

Shit let me get in on this and never be able to play at the same time as everyone else ever

Knees and verse uh

One… no, two marbles… not good for the crops

girl, who is going to be okay?

FF5 33周年おめでとうございます🌱
キャラケーキでお祝いします🎂✨️
#FF5_33周年
#FF5_33nd_anniversary

Um, can you not

A poster at a hospital run by the JCP extolling the importance of articles 9 and 25 of the Japanese Constitution

I love going to the communist hospital

I hope things get better.

If I were the Lorax I would have ended the story early with a well placed shiv into the Onceler

Darksigh of thmoo

(Sitcom cutaway to my wife discovering the glow dust and cursing me for leaving a mess in the house)

Your capital is being raided
Your capital is being raided
Construction of [Weapons Room] complete at [Pleasure Palace]
Your capital is being raided
[Dowager Empress] has lost respect for you

I really wasn’t trying to come across as a know it all but do you really have to hit me with a no fave reply like this? I’m about to turn into a red dot on your HUD radar if you keep this up

Even if you don’t believe in Marxism you gotta admit he got it right predicting the existence of fictitious capital and commodities

(Barret, explaining Midgar to Cloud, who for the purposes of this joke is American): imagine a pizza- no wait imagine a burger

(That’s Chappie voice) the dog in the SoftBank commercials is the father of the human family and has been for 20 years for reasons no one is quite sure of

You can get one if they’re over 25 years old. There are a few importers, you can try searching for a “JDM” in your area

I'm pretty sure he just wants to have a car called the "N-Box" sold in the US

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

What the hell are you doing @hirono.senate.gov

(Extremely quietly) hell yeah

The crack of the batter’s ass

⚠️ Horny owls are hooting near you ⚠️

I have to admit that I’ve warmed a little bit to Jeff Fuck recently, although I get his egg head shown in my feed way less than I used to

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very_er...

It’s becoming increasingly clear that the man in this story is you

I bought my Shinra Electric Company Mako powered car before Sephiroth went crazy

The duality of man

Greetings, Orc. How may I help you?

A post I did that got 2 likes at best but I think about often was when Trump got COVID and I wrote “huge bee in president”