Alt Shinra Electric Power Company

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When Scott Adams’s debt collectors come for him

My cat Hermes in a window

He always looks this smug

Playing the famous board game “Sorry!” and I drew a card that just said “Dudes rock??”

My (34, M, Dragoon) Boss keeps leaning on my unrequited love for my best friend’s (35, M, Dark Knight/Paladin) girlfriend (F, White Mage) to get me to steal powerful elemental crystals for him

I gotta tell you the president deciding that they need to start juicing the labor numbers in order to make himself look better the same month my dad got laid off is a bit much

a man wearing a blue shirt and a red scarf is wearing sunglasses . ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and a red scarf is wearing sunglasses .

Me watching the “moving picture” for the first time

Also the Cherry Blossom festival was back in what, fucking March?

Damn I didn't even know you could do wheelies with ATVs DC sounds cool as hell

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This isn’t helping, however

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My bed arrived today and sleeping in it for the first time since April feels like it might fix me

I have had a headache for over 24 hours and trouble sleeping so what I really need right now is to worry if my jokes and riffs off the Elder Scrolls script bots is offensively AAVE-coded

sorry in advance

Some of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation 💅💅

The Bernie Sanders "three houses" thing really the ultimate expression of this. Trump shits on a golden toilet in garish mansions but is considered a "man of the people" even though he's never done an honest day of work in his life. god fucking forbid the "socialist" (by US standards) live nicely

Obviously not the first to point this out but this country is so diseased that if a rich person threatening to grind us all into profit dust was in a rent-controlled home this country would be praising them for being a very smart and frugal person, however cries of hypocrisy are only for the left

Mexico mentioned voice: 🎊Baurus mentioned 🎉

Crusher rules, I like his stupid laughing about his own diabolical machinations

Would a huge bird also not be considered a beast

Oh wow how innovative your solution also happens to benefit your bottom line

WAR ON THE SEA

The Sea Captain saying his famous line

The bird watcher

And you’re right to say it

Do you think he went bald before the cyborg shit or he got it implanted to distract from the existing baldness

Oh you’re a fan of the Hatsune Miku welfare post? Name five different screenshots of the same post from Twitter I have saved across my devices

Possibly my favorite fftxt post, finally on Bluesky

"First off, I think we should dismantle all welfare programs," Hatsune Miku said. The audience gasped.

W-what the-?! Goku thought.