peon voice

For whom do the trumpets sound? Is my lordly father returned from his travels? Surely he will bring good tidings and not news of war or banditry. He would never be soon killed in a surprise attack on our castle

Caffeine pills are for perverts

Ultimate Bug War

Deep Dungeon: Madō Senki (1988)

Trump after meeting a man-sized earthworm. I love to eat dirt now. You can cut me in half and there'll be two of me. I really believe this.

worm

The people I work with are always shocked that I have a degree from a good college. but it's a degree in philosophy so really they shouldn't be so surprised that I work at the post office

found a folder on the nas titled "I'm listening" and it's full of uhh

A lot of my personality 30 years later boils down to growing up in a house where we had up to 14 cats and where my entire family watched Deep Space Nine every week

Cool picture of Jack Vance and young Frank Herbert. Cool guys

(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.

super deformed figurines of the cast of Twin Peaks.

SD Twin Peaks figures made for an issue of Hobby Japan (issue unknown, but safe to say early 90s). Not my scan, so I gotta track down this issue.

I admit... I still have strong prejudices against necromancy, summoning, and illusion.

Everything will turn around for me once I figure out what my Quixotic Mission is

I wish to be in the Coven's Lair

Applying to grad school to study orc-goblin taxonomy

When I was in my late 20s two things happened that changed my life. I started wearing a mustache and I read god emperor of dune

Hello. Enter

Don't use your Cudgel to punish indolent Orc Workers too frequently or their Rage Gauge will fill up! Goblin Workers can be punished freely, but they may became Fearful when they gather in large numbers.

A lot of stuff is basically anime now

if I didn't need a certain salary to live I'd be having a blast trying out different jobs. Maybe being a janitor rules, how would I ever know

Live dungeon synth is a wild experience. I have hearing damage from seeing quest master and fief and not wearing earplugs

I'm basically like the most loathsome of your goblins

Well, well. The Paladin's Blade. A wonderful find, to be sure. Do you wish to part with it? I can offer you 30000 gold for it.

Me: easily able to locate the true tomb of Tal Rasha, and the powers within

You: fooled and confused by the false tombs of Tal Rasha, beset by the burning dead and other creatures of hell, slain

a knight is plunging a sword into someone who is spitting blood, reaching upward with one hand and holding the blade of the sword with the other as they are lying on the ground, a deathly look in their eye. a knight/a knight on a horse are slaughtering and burning buildings in the background.

powermonger, game over screen, pc-98 (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/1993/po...

Diablo: Hellfire (PC / Blizzard Entertainment, Synergistic Software / 1997)

Just because your superior gives you a task, don't assume you should be able to do it. Your superior doesn't really know what you can or can't handle. And some superiors don't care.