Doc

Woolie is spitting I definitely think about inserting myself into Cloud often.

oedipus: that's not a riddle.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: it's not a riddle.

sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.

Image of titanfall character in a mostly empty white space with text that reads: "Titanfall 3 wishlist: 1. Please"

my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do

OH

WELL

WHY

NOT

three screenshots from Alfred Hitchcock Presents. The director, sitting at a desk, says: "I've just come into possession of a cure for fascism." We see Hitchcock's hand lining up bullets. "They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally." Hitchcock holds up a revolver "Here is the handy applicator."

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

Screenshot of a reply from a Deadlock dev about what caused the game to crash

tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

I have to imagine this is how it feels for @bigred40tech.bsky.social every time YouTube changes their monetization policies.

#battletech

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

in case of maritime emergency escape crocodile will deploy. Please remove shoes and leave all luggage behind

www.oglaf.com/buoyancy/

Medieval beekeeper outfit by blamensir.neocities.org

Another modern version of a medieval beekeeper outfit

An illustration of medieval beekeepers at work

I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

An elderly black and tan dachshund standing shoulder deep in a patch of wild strawberries covered in tiny red fruits and white flowers. He is taking a breather before continuing his harvest.

Sr sosige is deeply committed to wild strawberry season.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*

Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

The image depicts a Reddit post on the r/game boy thread GBA SP with 162,000mwh replaceable battery DeWalt themed

its thursday. i gotta beat the hell outta sephiroth

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

emet-selch core

Oh, did the lifelong conman who was widely reviled and well understood to be a conman for decades before he became president con you as you consciously voted for him multiple times while everyone else pointed to his long history as a conman to which you said they're just mad?

Oh?

My War on Christmas until December First has begun