famicom

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an influencer in possession of a modicum of clout, must be in want of a Fortnite collab.

I’m so glad that we only reference celebrities from 20 years ago, because that’s the only ones I know.

I cackled

Me: "Hey everybody, it's Clippy!"

Clippy, smoking a cigarette: "Come on. We're going to redo your Holiday Scavenger Hunt with Copilot."

Me: "What?"

Clippy: "Just get in the fucking car."

Mario Wiki screenshot of Goomba’s character profile from the DS mahjong game Yakuman DS. They are rated a one-star difficulty level, and the description reads: “Goomba Does not understand mahjong very well, but he may sometimes win the game”

Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again

The terms and conditions of service that you’ve previously accepted, including the mandatory arbitration provision, do continue to apply.

Me except it’s a space heater and I’m sitting in my bedroom selling car insurance instead of camping.

I am singing the theme song but you can’t hear it

Babe wake up, new migraine inducer just dropped

steam machine de la abuela

It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”

This is really hard!! I’ve had a Vectrex and an Ngage and a Famicombox and a Mega Jet and a Game Boy Light.. so I think my only ones are the Apple Pippin and the Fairchild Channel F? Pretty sure I messed with an FM Towns once but I’m not 100% sure.

The Vita is retro? I may perish.

Please tell her I love her

This is my kitten! Follow directions, sheesh.

Is this your tiny baby!!!!!! This is not a baby!!!

Fallout 3 was better anyway.

Oh, that’s nice!

You truly are a Shitposter’s Mary Mallon.

Alexa, play The Thong Song.

They voted bloo. See what happened?

I kept my markers in the red one. My “omg favorite Only my BFF can borrow this” color was Hot Magenta, but I mispronounced it as Hot Magnetta.

Show me your kitten.

Penis Satan was an unauthorized statue erected on September 9, 2014, in Vancouver, Canada.[1] It was a life-size representation of a red devil with a large erect penis, making the sign of the horns hand gesture

An elevator button panel with the numbers 12 and 14 next to each other and no number 13

Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors

consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods

110% accurate

Not enough whimsy

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

The little guy has been getting fluffier for the winter, and I think technically so have I!