famicom

that goes double for Denny's "Moons Over My Hammy". it's a two party system designed to keep you weak and afraid

people are predictably doing identity wars stuff over the halftime show. to each their own y lo lamento but I would have had Lady Gaga singing Gasolina

I'm GenX. We grew up in an all-print world. We read really fast. So, my Millennial and GenZ peeps, I beg you for the love of Bananarama, please just send me the article and not the TikTok of the dude talking about the article. In Prince's funky name, amen.

I guess since Taylor’s boyfriend isn’t playing this year, they’re having a Bad Bunny concert instead of an American Soccer game? Cool.

YouTube video by Pringles U.S. Pringles | Big Game 2026 Commercial | "Pringleleo" Extended Cut

Oh dear god, she's learned alchemy (anime edition)

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Hey

Had a headache.
Made coffee (four shots of espresso).
Put too much half and half in it.
Tastes like a cup of milk.
I don’t even like milk.
Added another two shots of espresso.
Ahh, much better.
My headache is gone.
I can hear around corners.
My inner monologue has backup dancers.
Goodnight.

Sounds like a companion I know who has starved to death three times this week

Good

Current status: Unironically texting the We Need To Talk bitmoji to my BFF at 6:30am

There’s nothing that makes me feel more like myself than taking PTO to buy Super Famicon games while eating a whole cucumber with my cat.

Maybe I can own 2026, too.

2006. I the mp3 on my Motorola v360, the first phone I ever had with an mp3 player. I used to shove it in my cleavage while I drove because my car CD player didn’t work.

You couldn’t tell me I didn’t own the world in 2006.

Sitting at the kitchen table, having breakfast with Thursday, watching a livestream import game auction.

I realized I recognized what they were listening to in the background - the first Japanese song I ever learned all the words to.

Using ponytail girl as my icon with a slutty name in Yahoo Games so random people would play Reversi with my 18/f/ca ass

I can only imagine what a pleasant experience Fallout 4 would be on the Switch.

I almost typed that without laughing

@fruitbatsalad.bsky.social I almost @‘d you in this

It’s Danza o’clock somewhere

The answer is Australians

This is why people usually come with two feet

Leave him be, he’s freelancing

It’s too early in the morning for shirtless Tony Danza.

Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.

Ooooooh!! LG made such cool phones back then! Full keyboards were so underrated. I used to dual-wield a Sidekick and an Ngage, none of that T9 garbage for me

Hardware!

Hydration is the key to working remotely

Top 3 favorite obsolete pieces of technology!

I suspected you were a person of above-average taste, but seeing Possum Kingdom confirms it

How the heck do you turn on notifications for someone in this app??