Ken Stachnik

My favorite part of The Substance is that Margaret Qualley is super good with drywall

Biggest red flag i ever got was when I said ive been in love with Gillian Anderson since the 90s and they said she was old.

Thanks buddy

The Citizen Kane of zombie stuff exists and it is Black Summer

Got so much in the hopper I'm proud of

Slow feeder dog bowl--
hand thrown in ceramic, by me

Servers of Mortons Steakhouse you are the front line. Use paranoia to take away their simple pleasures.

Servers should say to any GOP person they are waiting on "Don't worry, I know who you are. I went ahead and made sure absolutely nobody spit in this"

thank you!

I have a question for anyone who can answer. My laptop is on its last legs. Any chance either of these would be decent to edit 4k video/do basic after effects?

@kenstachnik.bsky.social …I blame you.

Thought this was the end of THE GRADUATE for a second

What the actual fuck

Karen Allen

My beautiful, freckled Goddess. A huge childhood crush.

Normalize painstakingly altering progressive books with right-wing covers in order to trick relatives into reading them

2nd

Gillian Anderson
🚨NEW🚨

All my love and respect as am artist!

Maybe the only way forward is Luke Skylwalker sucks

So the movie House of Dyamite ia about how the government is incompetent but don't do anything about it??

HOW DID NOONE TELL ME KATERINE BIGELOW MADE A NEW MOVIE. YOU SHOULD BE FIRED. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE A JOB EVER AGAIN. YOU ARE LITERALLY SO BAD AT YOUR JOB YOU CANT HANDLE A LAYUP.

Rust and fire is how we win

perfection

Imagine fucking up World War Z and a Bond film and still being able to get a job.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Teresa Wright by George Hurrell, 1942. #botd

Indiegogo kind of screwed me, but that doesn't mean this ship is sunk!

Here's a bit of Jim Henson showcasing various styles of puppetry. Watching Frank Oz perform his ballet dancer finger puppet will never not be magical to me...

Miss Piggy in the music video for Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

miss piggy in music videos: thread