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@markwade.bsky.social

Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer. If you're a 30k/30k account with eight emojis in your handle or bio (other than 🌭πŸ₯£ orπŸ’¦πŸ₯©), expect the block. PMG 970371583615

1,632 Followers  |  2,692 Following  |  1,363 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.0581

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It's AI. Please don't.

08.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless they also get Smiling Friends in the UK, this one is specifically for @galiffo.bsky.social.

#LFC

08.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cesar Romero's ghost approves.

08.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please look up the number of congressional districts in California and report back to us.

07.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@juicieca.bsky.social, this snitchtag is for you.

Also, is your handle a play off of @jucikadaily.bsky.social?

07.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @slotkin.senate.gov team, do you ever go back through your old skeets and delete ones that didn't age well?

#ICEOUT

07.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was also used in Ted Lasso Season 3's "Winning Matches and Climbing up the Table" montage.

07.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
06.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Michigander, I can attest that the Zeno's Paradox Donut is not just a Minnesota thing. There are still at least 4 more people taking a piece off of that, despite having eaten two donuts already.

06.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Michigander, I can attest that the Zeno's Paradox Donut is not just a Minnesota thing. There are still at least 4 more people taking a piece off of that, despite having eaten two donuts already.

06.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫πŸ§ͺπŸ”¬πŸ’‰πŸ₯½

05.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5102    πŸ” 1742    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 51

Neither Mike nor Tim understand how income tax withholding works.

Let's assume Tim is single and in the 22% bracket, taxable income of $48,475 - $103,350.

The $8,300 deduction at 22% = $1,826. Without the deduction, he would have been owing $1,400.

06.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the Ultimate Rug Pull underway?

05.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because men refuse to go to the doctor.

05.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then throw in shit like luxury tax aprons. Yep, I'm completely lost.

05.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Moranis also did a good Woody Allen and Dick Cavett.

05.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dave Foley's The True Meaning of Christmas Specials (4 of 7)
YouTube video by chrisleblanc79 Dave Foley's The True Meaning of Christmas Specials (4 of 7)

Dave Thomas did Bob Hope.

Joe Flaherty did Bing Crosby.

That is a segue to this treat from Dave Foley's The True Meaning of Christmas Specials from the CBC in 2002. Skip to about the 3:00 mark.

youtu.be/Uu90CVCx4Tk?...

05.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook Alt: a man in a black shirt and tie holds a pen and a notebook Ryan Howard note-taking meme where actor BJ Novak stares into the camera the whole take.
05.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other than Gray's involving war reenactors as opposed to ass play, IIRC, I came to say the same thing.

05.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from Ben Rosen - 7/23/20:

REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans.

DEMOCRATS: mark (clap emoji) the (clap emoji) vans (clap emoji)

Tweet from Ben Rosen - 7/23/20: REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans. DEMOCRATS: mark (clap emoji) the (clap emoji) vans (clap emoji)

Nope. Time to abolish it entirely.

Until you stop pre-negotiating with yourself and make some concrete demands, the mocking will continue.

04.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. It's time to abolish it entirely.

Quit being this:

04.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful. Now go free Link.

04.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to get paid while waiting for his ICE signup bonus to kick in.

04.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to get paid while waiting for his ICE signup bonus to kick in.

04.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't care. The only way forward at this point is to abolish ICE entirely.

03.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't care. Abolish it entirely.

03.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from Ben Rosen - 7/23/20:

REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans.

DEMOCRATS: mark (clap emoji) the (the) vans (clap emoji)

Tweet from Ben Rosen - 7/23/20: REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans. DEMOCRATS: mark (clap emoji) the (the) vans (clap emoji)

Ever fresh:

03.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever fresh:

03.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of an open box of K-cups showing various flavors such as Pumpkin Pie and Cinnamon Swirl.

A picture of an open box of K-cups showing various flavors such as Pumpkin Pie and Cinnamon Swirl.

The assorted boxes from Amazon are fun.

I rationalize the evil by telling myself that I am not wasting coffee by using these.

03.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, most people would have blocked you or deleted their post at this point.

I appreciate the integrity that he has shown by keeping his ass on full display.

03.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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