It's AI. Please don't.
08.02.2026 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@markwade.bsky.social
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It's AI. Please don't.
08.02.2026 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unless they also get Smiling Friends in the UK, this one is specifically for @galiffo.bsky.social.
#LFC
Cesar Romero's ghost approves.
08.02.2026 03:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please look up the number of congressional districts in California and report back to us.
07.02.2026 19:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@juicieca.bsky.social, this snitchtag is for you.
Also, is your handle a play off of @jucikadaily.bsky.social?
Hey @slotkin.senate.gov team, do you ever go back through your old skeets and delete ones that didn't age well?
#ICEOUT
It was also used in Ted Lasso Season 3's "Winning Matches and Climbing up the Table" montage.
07.02.2026 03:40 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As a Michigander, I can attest that the Zeno's Paradox Donut is not just a Minnesota thing. There are still at least 4 more people taking a piece off of that, despite having eaten two donuts already.
06.02.2026 17:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As a Michigander, I can attest that the Zeno's Paradox Donut is not just a Minnesota thing. There are still at least 4 more people taking a piece off of that, despite having eaten two donuts already.
06.02.2026 17:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How Vaccines Work π§¬π§«π§ͺπ¬ππ₯½
05.02.2026 17:00 β π 5102 π 1742 π¬ 48 π 51Neither Mike nor Tim understand how income tax withholding works.
Let's assume Tim is single and in the 22% bracket, taxable income of $48,475 - $103,350.
The $8,300 deduction at 22% = $1,826. Without the deduction, he would have been owing $1,400.
Is the Ultimate Rug Pull underway?
05.02.2026 21:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because men refuse to go to the doctor.
05.02.2026 16:41 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Then throw in shit like luxury tax aprons. Yep, I'm completely lost.
05.02.2026 05:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Moranis also did a good Woody Allen and Dick Cavett.
05.02.2026 04:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dave Thomas did Bob Hope.
Joe Flaherty did Bing Crosby.
That is a segue to this treat from Dave Foley's The True Meaning of Christmas Specials from the CBC in 2002. Skip to about the 3:00 mark.
youtu.be/Uu90CVCx4Tk?...
Other than Gray's involving war reenactors as opposed to ass play, IIRC, I came to say the same thing.
05.02.2026 01:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tweet from Ben Rosen - 7/23/20: REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans. DEMOCRATS: mark (clap emoji) the (clap emoji) vans (clap emoji)
Nope. Time to abolish it entirely.
Until you stop pre-negotiating with yourself and make some concrete demands, the mocking will continue.
Nope. It's time to abolish it entirely.
Quit being this:
Wonderful. Now go free Link.
04.02.2026 18:39 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0He wants to get paid while waiting for his ICE signup bonus to kick in.
04.02.2026 01:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He wants to get paid while waiting for his ICE signup bonus to kick in.
04.02.2026 01:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They don't care. The only way forward at this point is to abolish ICE entirely.
03.02.2026 23:55 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They don't care. Abolish it entirely.
03.02.2026 23:54 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tweet from Ben Rosen - 7/23/20: REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans. DEMOCRATS: mark (clap emoji) the (the) vans (clap emoji)
Ever fresh:
03.02.2026 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ever fresh:
03.02.2026 23:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of an open box of K-cups showing various flavors such as Pumpkin Pie and Cinnamon Swirl.
The assorted boxes from Amazon are fun.
I rationalize the evil by telling myself that I am not wasting coffee by using these.
On the other hand, most people would have blocked you or deleted their post at this point.
I appreciate the integrity that he has shown by keeping his ass on full display.