at least three

few things turn me on as much as being evil

nothing makes me smile more than being cruel

this is entirely secondary but one of the most dystopian parts of this communication from a government entity is "Customer Service Department"

what an annoying way to discover perpetual motion

omg same

feelin like a monster today

she took the oldsmobile out past condor avenue

somebody pour Gatorade on Conrad, we got 'im

every badminton player secretly longs for the invention of goodminton

harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires i hate when people are like "i really understand what it's like to be Prey... to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed " like bitch no, prey runs away, you're some other shit puppyliberationarmy i know what its like to be Burger . . . .

>it’s good snuffbait miss
>i threaten it with violence
>it’s burger

straight men can have receptive anal sex with men and still be straight, its called being a good friend, i’m sure you’ve heard about it before

image containing text: sure the puppygirls and the catgirls and the bunnygirls have soft, pettable furry bellies but you haven't lived until you've spiraled into the warm dark slime of the snailgirl's shell with her

abolish the family, abolish fathers in particular, abolish the social category of sex, children are an oppressed class, liberation will not be achieved while the social class of cis Manhood is allowed to exist, abolish whiteness, destroy the state, destroy capital, kill god

splooshy joes

Legal marriage should be abolished, marriage should only exist as a personal ceremony that the state has no role in

pro tip: don't kiss her with Listerine

Suicidal Envy now streaming on all major platforms :3
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i don't want a land of milk and honey i want a land of egg salad and dark rye

gf: "are you picking scabs off your foot or are you just happy to see me"

you just ask and then they do it

they know we're easier to oppress if we can't communicate

bullshit. transphobic, tbqh

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

its November 10th now. there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen

happy "there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" day to all who celebrate

indupidably

The thing is that submissives — far from being cutesified little sweethearts they're depicted as — are actually terrifying, empty black holes that demand you become worse, either consciously, or because their emptiness compells them to, *and that's really hot*!!!

Zohran says you’re trans now

gf: "i'm a *trophy*. i need to make sure that the one who's polishing me gets to show me off"

im way too poor to be able to be too mentally ill to hold down a job

the thing about boymoding is that sometimes when the options are fail at being a woman or fail at being a boy the latter is infinitely preferable