Patrick Harmon

Whoa! My version's better!

Yeah cos FEMA needs that money to build concentration camps.

Why would you ever bring your car there?

I am so entertained.

I'd like to fly but I can't even swim.

Bribes?

Trump is powerless in the face of El Salvador's awesome sovereignty. But Van Hollen has total control over CECOT and can manipulate them however he likes. Have I got that right?

Someone needs to get her in front of a federal judge to repeat these accusations under oath.

Oof! Did you at least call the fire department?

Unless Garcia is dead.

They're like...camps where you concentrate certain populations. Could swear I've heard of this before.

Then they can do it to absolutely anyone. All they have to say is "oopsie."

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Great news except that the administration will almost certainly not comply with the order.

Excellent point, God!

So we are replacing Schumer with this guy, yes??

You left out "while Big Tech conspires to replace us with AI so there are no jobs." Just want to be clear how truly fucked they want us.

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No CAPS. Trump didn't write this.

Yeah, Pam, let's talk about that. If memory serves, CLINTON WAS INVESTIGATED. It's why your boss won in 2016.

Since she brought it up, a key difference from Emailgate is that Hillary was investigated. It arguably cost her the election.

MTG is so fucking stupid that some of my brain cells die of suicide every time I hear her speak.

Because ethics aren't a thing for this administration. Fuck ups aren't punished, they're elevated.

Cool. Let them underestimate us.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Yeah that, and the more obvious key takeaway is that he's 4 points underwater

We are going to primary this guy so hard.

Coming soon to a D.C. near you!🤞🤞

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You've got this New Yorker's vote should you have Senate ambitions. Just sayin.