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@smeent.bsky.social

Accomplices are better than allies I am just a drawing of a cat standing on its hind legs sort of leaning forward But if I were real and not a cat drawing, then once I had a paper route, did a few temp jobs, and sold CDs & cassette tapes in a retail shop

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a cartoon of a hand pointing at a sign that says " tell me more " Alt: Simpsons excerpt: Martin Prince is playing the My Dinner with Andre video game at the Noiseland arcade. The option for joystick left is TRENCHANT INSIGHT; for joystick right, BON MOT. Martin pushes the stick forward for TELL ME MORE
02.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 310    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Keeps out homeless probably

02.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I point and laugh

02.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gord Downie had a touch of this

02.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

02.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I already have mute and block

What more could this button give me

02.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been following the NYC mayoral race pretty closely because it's just so nice to huff that hopium day after day and I couldn't tell you a single one of Andrew Cuomo's policies beyond "my opponent Mr Mandoonu is a communist he loves globalise the intifada he wants a flying bus".

02.11.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

"Mycelium Girl" to the tune of "Cinnamon Girl"

02.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#bakedrhymes

Oh to be
A mycelium girl
No thoughts in my cap
I cling to my knurl

A sister of hyphae
Our hyaline entwined
Though I'm unique
Belong with hive mind

While flowers are known
For springs bright display
Im life from the rot
And the death of decay

-

02.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"My sycophant simulator says you're in the wrong"

02.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

R e l a t i o n a l s k i l l s

Collaboration, cooperation, and communication over domination, disdain and disrespect.

02.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. It's actually that while women have broken free of the patriarchal framework, men are still being raised expecting to conform to it.

02.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Cuomo just loves non-consent

02.11.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Ramble On"

02.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I can offer is a salvia trip as long as your life

02.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually jailbroke the Mark Zuckerberg Pervert Glasses to run the Mark Zuckerberg Hot or Not program. It posts every result directly to Facebook. Isn't that coo- where are you going? There's a loneliness crisis and no part of it is my fault

02.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that I'm considering that recursion!

02.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We polled people on their feelings about a complex economic situation, as if the result would tell something meaningful about the situation itself"

02.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok! Educate those young men abt affirmative consent & safer sex. Make abortion & contraception free & available everywhere. Enforce sexual assault laws actually. Create media that cultivates sex positive respect & care for everyone. Get ppl who don’t suck in office.

Culture change is possible!!

02.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 605    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

Those young men need to learn better ways

02.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream.

02.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you might enjoy new more complex bullshit

You might not! I don't know you very well

01.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that allows one to generate new, more complex bullshit

01.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's some acrostic potentials

01.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hilarious how socially-oriented alleged individualism can prove

01.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard pass on a BSky-designed algorithm from the folks who banned Link

31.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

SΓΊper tarde a la fiesta

01.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like when Paddy's Pub wanted to issue scrip to be like Dave and Busters

31.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can't say his name because they have mom issues

31.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WE MUST REDISTRIBUTE CAPITAL RESOURCES THROUGHOUT OUR SOCIETY.

urgently.

Sex, however, is not a resource, it’s an experience that people can choose to have with each other, if everybody involved consents.

Pete’s sake.

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