Morris_Oxford

O! The humanity!

Awake!

Liz Truss should dedicate the rest of her life to charity like John Profumo. That's all. If nothing else, for her own self respect.

Well it's not an Morris so I'm not playing

Well, yes.

Lol

U ok hun

Seems like a nice boy, but I wonder how he keeps his balance.

Ah, it's a new build? In that case make a nuisance of yourself.

Buy more rugs. But easily solved tho.

Anyway, I'm on the crémant. Which is nice.

THIS bit of the mantelpiece is an dash rail off of an 1930 Morris Cowley flatnose because why not. It's still got the #hole for the #bulb #horn so you could #parp on the move.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

🤗

Wood panelled isn't it.

Shoe manufacturers should be compelled to put a label on their products that tell you if the soles will squeak on a smooth floor.

Utterly FOUL weather out there, so I've lit an fire, is it not.

Came back up, did it?

Filthy beast.

POV: your boyfriend on the socials

Friday.

Whatchu talkin 'bout Griffiths? My HG hasn't F'd.

Find the Lady. Peter Cook and Mickey Rooney are in it too.

Still trying to come to terms with the fact that John Candy and Dick Emery were in a film together.

Wtf. This has had more head gaskets than you've had hot dinners. But not under my watch; it's perfectly calm and cool thanks.

Yes

You'll never guess.

A eff

Beast

I've eaten NOTHING today because I've been waiting for an parcel and an chimney sweep. Only the sweep turned up. Fewmin.

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