Archer

I keep getting a junk call from someone saying “Jocelyn interactive” and hanging up. Does someone wanna draw Jocelyn Interactive as an OC (will commission obv)

This is why your team loses, not a salary cap

They’re calling it the most Reddit commenter to date. Dude talking about some “inexcusable” like it’s a video essay about magic sir you’re not his dad!

Sometimes I wonder if Craig Kimbrel knows his vibes suck and leans into it

Grinding tape

Imagining post Malone performed at the Super Bowl and would he have like the professor @tolariancommunitycollege.com and Jimmy Wong in his celeb tent dancing with him

Is this not the best half time show ever damn

One of the most obnoxious things you could do is watch a movie and make a whole post with a poster about it. “Seated” ass. Like does that just sit in your camera roll now cause ik yall aren’t dilligent about deleting

Nobody told me at a certain age you start getting emotional watching figure skating

And then you get there and it hasn’t fucking fixed anything, you are still miserable and millions online are making fun of you celebrating your misery and telling you to kill yourself. Of course he’s miserable.

Moral of the story never kill yourself, as you can always make fun of Elon musk more

It’s very funny to me that this is surprising to a lot of people. Imagine wanting that much money? Imagine not stopping when you make like 100m. How much hurt do you have to have to take it to this level, to do this amount of work, ruining countless lives, deliberately and inadvertently killing ppl

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Already a hidden quote, time to go beast mode internet guy and just shove off all the people making fun of you until it’s obvious you’ve lost it. Surely that’s not a bad idea

What’s awesome about Iron Lung, I found myself constantly saying “man I have a bad feeling markiplier doesn’t have the sensibilities to take advantage of this fortunate spot he’s in in terms of budget and freedom” and honestly, the smarter people seem to think he does, and that’s really awesome

Was really into HA-CHAN but got caught into other stuff last night. Oh well. Good Sundance!

There’s no good answer for “what if you wanted to start a Game Grumps style faceless lets play show 14 years later but you don’t have the perfect let’s play partner” is there

With THE INCOMER, 2026 is the Sundance year of the UK being charming despite well, all that

Really liked EXTRA GEOGRAPHY. Coming of age with very Netflix very TV rhythms, still liked it was tender and sweet and caught me off guard there. Minecraft ass score

The Hugh Morris posting happening on the everything app is the only good thing to happen there in the past I dunno… probably longer than you think

HOLD ONTO ME is some Greek ahh Aftersun that works, somehow more depressing honestly

Good for Markiplier man, I dunno if it’s good but this whole thing is just really cool to me

You’re allowed to not like the movie ofc, but is this not obviously classic angry contrarian guy stuff

Expanding on Josephine, respectfully, if you’re one of the online contrarians who are getting their kicks from trying to find the edgiest take on this one and boasting it to everyone, genuinely what are you getting out of spending your time seeing this movie super early on the Sundance portal bro?

Really tough but good one in JOSEPHINE, doting our the frustrating legal system, how much of an effect being in the wrong place at the wrong time can affect whoever, and an addition to the recent American “motherhood is hell” canon, “parenthood is hell”?

Called it quits on ROCK SPRINGS some halfway through. Partly because I started the window by accident and am now falling asleep, partly because ackkk

Alas, we are here. BEDFORD PARK is a pretty classic Sundance moment, personal story pretty well realized, presenting a consistent grim world and a connect-to-able progression. The sad kind of lived in, one that I appreciate but have no interest in capturing

I’ve long maintained that it sucks that people have to develop thick skin to put anything out in the world, but the reason for that isn’t critics lol

YouTube video by The Adventures Of Cereal Boi Death Note: The Musical - Hurricane [ENGLISH]

youtu.be/KOqQiAc2v3Y?... acquired glasses

Northernlion enshrined as the enlightened streamer because the depth of his film takes is the ten year old knowledge of A24 is doing kind of interesting stuff compared to what we’d known as mainstream… a real ball knower needs to become a streamer hold on I’m rising up….

I thought I was crazy. Guy worked in a production truck and everyone was padding his ego like he was a celebrity and he took it and acted like he was some auteur. Actually not surprising at all