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I was going to joke that Bad Bunny should execute an ICE agent during his show but tbh this show has probably already killed a few

It was always clear you could. The question is whether you…should?

The NYT is going to hire him

“The Epstein class” has some juice I assume we’ll never hear the phrase used again

seeing a lot of well meaning, leftward sliding, critical liberals saying “this is a clever legal and PR gambit! These demands are triangulated for the press and the lawyers.” yes but what if they pass it and then ignore it. what if they ignore all of it? that’s actually the part of the test we’re on

Larry David is paid millions and could never come up with a plot device this good

Same!

What do you mean? You’re not used to seeing offball offensive fouls against the home team at the buzzer during OT?

Just that classic offball offensive foul called at the OT buzzer against the home team. You see it all the time

Not satisfied with free street parking the residents of 78th and Park are now parking perpendicular and blocking a lane of traffic. Of course since like 2019 traffic violations are an acceptable form of vice signaling endorsed by the @nypdnews.bsky.social so to people stuck in traffic: suck it

Bring Donte home

just looked wildly around on the Franklin Ave subway platform is anyone else seeing this??

many people have similar questions!!

I’m not sure why it’s a problem to say something genuinely hypothetically like “we gotta start killing these guys” when we all have to read stories about them blind firing bullets into a room of sleeping children. I’m really asking this!! I’m trying to learn!

I’ve affected the Bernie hand in zoom meetings. I assume everyone hates it

we have a neat and tidy reinforcement of the lesson Democrats didn’t learn after Jan 6th: every second you waver and triangulate while the winds of public opinion are at your back is a second the fascist chuds are using to retrench and restart. about a hundred more lessons like this and we’ll be ok

Bruce Blakeman can’t be a real guy right? That’s the name for a fake AI lawyer that specializes in losing in small claims court

We all got told to stop bullying and then look what happened.

They picked up the trash on my block this morning 👍

looking at top 10 players by defensive win shares over the last 6 games. getting flustered

She’s gonna put up 200 points in a game

I love da Knicks

The NYPD should be providing lights and sirens motorcades to garbage trucks. SRG should be picking up garbage

Here’s my “some guy” review of snow management so far: Great work in the days immediately following the storm. Very good work getting bus stops cleared notably quickly. Please do better at: Do a public enforcement blitz on building owners not shoveling all the way to the corner. Pick up trash faster

I’m not sure why it’s a problem to say something genuinely hypothetically like “we gotta start killing these guys” when we all have to watch videos of little girls in pink sweaters being quite brave as a street medic washes tear gas out of their eyes because some ICE mutt sprayed them

Remember when Bloomberg ran a presidential campaign full of obvious bait like this, designed to only raise salience for journalists who like watching very online lefists get mad. And it got too close to working?

Live look at Woke 2

this is all straight-forwardly true

“there’s a white supremacist billionaire pedophile who runs multiple companies that put us all in immediate and long-term danger. he is going to make more money soon when the largest media companies, pensions, and banks, promote and float his next IPO, that he’s scheduling for his birthday.”