Chad 💀 Riden

Exclusively interested in *actual* intelligence

In a broken two-party system with the illusion of choice while both parties actually serve the same corporate interests there is a protocol for that situation and it's called revolution

I try not to spend a lot of time suffering fools but I do pity them. I pity the fool

I assume the "ballroom" will be sitting on top of the giant super secure bunker trumpy will be hiding in during the revolution

Instead of "non-woke" we could just say "non-literate"

The solution to the housing crisis is simple: ban all short-term rentals owned by somebody who lives more than one mile away.

Boom, done. you're welcome. problem is: your elected officials are corrupt / don't have the nuts.

I take too many photos just in case I ever need a time and location stamped alibi

I always forget that when a band puts a time on a flyer what they mean is the show will start 2 to 4 hours after then

FYI if you meet somebody who is "friends with all the cops" it's because they're a piece of shit & they need their protection. they're definitely a criminal, probably a sexual predator, for sure an asshole

I hope the whole entire White House gets demolished by this moron and the monument to himself that he builds looks as dumb as his own fat stupid face

Comics in a Car Talking About Jon Reep

IT'S MEOW:30 SOMEWHERE

*Improving* something via remake is not the goal so much as cashing in more money

I'm all for gender inclusive verbiage whenever it makes sense but I don't want to live in a world where Flava Flav can't scream YEAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!

FREE speech!?
You get what you pay for! (suckers)

Just undressed for the first time in a while and found a slice of apple pie that had been in my back pants pocket for the last 33 hours.
(Delicious)

Prepping the military for domestic deployment? Super cool and normal! definitely GREAT

Trump cultists already have so many fake things to be scared about right now I don't know how they have time to deal with another rapture

America will not be Great until ALL comedians are silenced and the only available entertainment is Trumpy doing his double dong bukkake dance to YMCA

If your entire business model is engagement through enragement, how do you think that energy will come back to you?

We all learn at our own pace
(and sometimes not at all)

somebody just drove past my place and screamed "fix the road, asshole!" as if I work for the county (or him).
fix it yourself or drive somewhere else, entitled bitch

I guess people have forgotten but 20 years ago Nate Bargatze inexplicably started marketing himself as "NOT Chad Riden" and comedy clubs couldn't book him fast enough

Attention anybody upset about my social media posts:
if you would like to contact my employer, they are: international idiots, inc. & the head of the HR department is Chad Riden

*kissing

All murder is horrific and reprehensible but one right-wing extremist ki**ing another right-wing extremist because they're not enough of a right-wing extremist seems very lächerlich

My only regret in life is that I didn't start playing Pokémon sooner. Everything else is such a dumb waste of time. Step it up, the rest of existence!

"they see this as a republican type situation"

YouTube video by Funkadelic - Topic Meow Meow

The Booty is the only duty for me 🫡
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had to throw an idiot out of the comedy show for incessant, disruptive talking #comedy #standup #standupcomedy TikTok video by Chad Riden

Had to throw an idiot out of the comedy show for incessant, disruptive talking

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BTgBn4/