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#pastafarian #nuggets #kkpartizan professional bowler (did circuit between 1992-2003) #notarepublican psychedelic taker @didrockymakeit.bsky.social Jamal Murray defender #thechallenge

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I don’t use toilet paper to shower, but i do shoot warm water up my chocolate starfish via my bidet. It’s quite a lovely experience so I get emotional in my defense of them. :)

07.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough.

07.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which Is Greener: Toilet Paper or a Bidet? What’s the best way to be kind to Mother Nature when answering the call of nature? Here’s an example of why green choices aren’t always black and white.

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07.10.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge saver of paper/trees

07.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct

06.07.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s crazier is the my Jewish friends that voted
For this, as if we aren’t destined to make it on the list at some point. We always make it on the list.

05.07.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Deloris project

18.06.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or assets

17.06.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The pillows?

17.06.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4:46 left in 3rd Rocky goes 1/12 and MAKES his half court shot, 2 in a row!

11.05.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5:13 left in 3rd Rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot

10.05.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9:03 left in the 3rd Rocky goes 0/12 and does not make his half court shot, some close ones

04.05.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

8:57 left Rocky goes 0/9 and does not make his half court shot

30.04.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

End of 1st, Rocky goes 0/10 and doesn’t make his ladder half court shot. 1 wedgie though

30.04.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zoom in on the art. One of them was a leather daddy for sure, neighbor confirmed

27.04.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They also left some poppers and had a secret basement sex dungeon. Also we get a lot of seemingly important mail despite many requests for them to fill out address change. Lot of three name firms and official government stuff like IRS and state law stuff from victim assistance. They liked to party

27.04.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re doing spring cleaning and find previous homeowners crack pipe

27.04.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

9:58 left Rocky goes 0/13 and does not make his half court shot

22.04.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Democrats,

Pinging me 16 times a day with your hands out for donations with your text being addressed to my recently deceased mother is getting really annoying. Perhaps hit up your leadership to get some of their insider trading money to fund your campaign. Or maybe do your fucking job 1st.

17.04.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

16.04.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a bad luck charm, Rocky misses his half court shot

12.04.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember during the campaign when Bill Clinton cited that the score was 50mm dems - 1mm republicans as far as jobs created over 20 years. How close are we to 50-0? They still going to keep power when it 50- negative whatever they do?

11.04.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coakic

10.04.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

8:58 left Rocky goes 1/1 and SWISHES his half court shot

07.04.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sold

06.04.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Selling single for tonight 102 AA vs pacers free food and drink $450 if you a nugget, 3x if you a pacer view from seat attached

06.04.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't wait for another global financial crisis ❀️

04.04.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŽ€πŸŽ€

04.04.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 11

I think a lot of people just checked out. A guy at work today basically β€œwhat the fuck is going on?” Ummmm. Literally exactly what every economist predicted would happen with tariffs. None of this is surprising.

04.04.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things are bound to turn around sooner or later. Most likely later. Like decades.

04.04.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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