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Leaked document. Yikes, things are about to get much worse. It looks like we’re on the verge of becoming a military state across the country. Step out of line, and the man come and take you away.

Just got my hair cut back to where it was when I met my wife. Bye bye man bun

All World Series games in history where a team struck out 15+ times and got on base <= 6 times:

1968, Tigers vs. Cardinals (Bob Gibson start)
2025, Dodgers vs. Blue Jays (Trey Yesavage start)

My mom took her last breath two years ago today. I miss her everyday

We are coming up on that time year. Burglars tend to pick up as the days get shorter.
Burglars move different than what we might think of in the past from pop culture.
No one is really backing up a truck and taking TV’s.

But I would suggest you do a couple things. *in no particular order

But real talk, Sark hasn't won a game when trailing at half

This is likely the most honest thing she's said

Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."

Fire breathing Sousaphone synched to the music!
Happy Halloween!

Watch my supercut of things Mike Johnson doesn’t know. You can see the whole show here: www.youtube.com/live/Ams4OLn...

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Pizza hut was the sponsor of my brothers little League team in 92. Free pizza after every game.

Bazooka sharks!

These numbers are padded

2002 spent a month traveling Europe during summer break. 16

2005 moved out of my rural town and got my first car. 20

2013 moved back out on my own after struggling since dropping out of college. 28

2021 bought a house and proposed to my future wife. 36

2023 became a dad ❤️ 38

Accelerationism is pathetic because at root it’s whining that people will only find your ideology appealing if they’re almost literally in hell. Have some self respect.

I made a feed, it's an ongoing collection of things Mike Johnson haven't seen or heard about.

bsky.app/profile/numb...

Based on great clips posted by @atrupar.com

Convincing this guy is the real problem

I am not familiar with this distribution service but I can say the cat is going to the shelter to get checked out. It's too comfortable inside to be a total stray

My wife caught a stray cat last night. We kept it in a pet carrier with food and water to take to the shelter today. I woke up to the cat sitting on my wife's lap in our living room.... And my son is enthralled with the kitty...

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.

Casual 81 yd TD from Bijan Robinson

first theologically correct statement he's made (he had a fairly pelagian understanding of redemption)

Kamala Harris: "I think he has a vengeance campaign, which is really exposing the petty nature of who he is and his deep level of insecurity."

a bald man wearing glasses and a red tie is saying `` work it ! '' ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a red tie is saying `` work it ! ''

Ayyyy

The boo birds were out in full force for WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert 👀

We're so cute ☺️💕