Sarah Paris

Look all I want is for the two of us to knit our lives into one singular existence while you also leave me alone most of the time

No human is illegal — and the immigration system is a civil one. The words we use matter.

Will, thank you so much for your consistent, excellent journalism and unflinching look at painful truths. You're one of my regular "go-tos" to read & I'm never disappointed (even though I'm a Washington NFL fan😄😭)

Um...why? Seriously? Unless you traveled through time & Interviewed pre-COVID Chris Cuomo--I liked that guy and he was actually relevant. 2025 CC? Not so much

Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

*could not care less* but yes, I completely agree😞💔

A delayed response, but including 3 (my own as well😉)

Did Tapper respond? Or say, "Dp you think this is all happening because Biden is old? Have you read my book?"

I watched this as a kid & even thinking about it creeps me out😄

Mike Flanagan's first film, Oculous...but I also second The Descent if you haven't seen it

Yes!!

The crazy dude I broke up with via text in 2009😄🤦‍♀️

Hey, Damian!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh sweet! I can't wait. Haven't been paid yet

*manager

I should have multiple checks coming my way by now from the "very small protests." I need to speak with the Antifa mamager🤷‍♀️

7 million registered..
Faaar more turned out

Please tell him that he's a hero and that his bravery is inspiring. This random stranger is sending you both virtual hugs❤️

This, and also, many of us "look" like we'd be in her demographic--we welcomed and embraced the "green haired" & "septum pierced," but don't fit her profiling. She's such a gross & vile human.

The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”

Colorado Springs was 10k strong at the No Kings in June...I think we may have doubled that today!

I bought it when I was 11😁. I don't think my parents had any idea😄...

Such a genius album🔥. It's incredible to see Flav continue to contribute so much good to this world❤️.

You're a good human, Flav! ❤️

Don’t Let the Beasts from Revelation Distract You from Your Expense Reports Thanks for coming in. Have a seat. I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally mur...

"I understand death is imminent, but as long as you’re working here, you’re expected to act professionally. And that means getting your projects done in a timely manner so we can continue operating for as long as we can stay solvent. Or alive."

TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡
#BeThere

For Halloween this year, I'm going as Stephen Miller:

But, just this week he said that he got rid of inflation?! He would never lie!😄

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Make Measles Great Again