megan_thescript

@MichellCClark: they made healthcare a commodity, education a debt trap, and housing a speculation market-then told you that poverty is a personal failing. they privatized survival and called it freedom.

That last line hits hard

YouTube video by Iram Aguirre The Office CPR Complete scene.

I’m dying to know if Barry Gibb has seen this before.

youtu.be/ssIY8NYwvh4

Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting “notes of tomato.”

You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, “I’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐

Thank you, Sooz. 💞 I have my doubts.

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Two women sitting side by side wearing neon green shirts—a woman in her 30s wearing oversized joke glasses, with her arm around woman in her 70s, both smiling.

“I still look for your face in the crowd/Oh, if you could see me now…” 🎵

Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❤️

These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes.

Sending you healing vibes & hoping you & the one find each other! 💞

I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more.

Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays.

A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one.

“Dream

the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵

My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy

Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss*

once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses

also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong

I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life.

age yourself with a toy from your childhood

Yeah. You know which one.

I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit.

It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair.

If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime.

There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate.

A squirrel with its arms crossed, sitting on a tree branch.

the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed

YouTube video by MaryLambertVEVO Mary Lambert - Secrets (Official)

🎶 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎵
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc

Chug a can of A & W & let er rip!