Brian in the ATL

We found the one thing he sells that they won’t buy. Wow

Pardon incoming in 3, 2, 1

That and he doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom (allegedly)

Dear Tom, man fearing for your safety must really suck. Signed, Gretchen Whitmer and Josh Shapiro

Assuming they’re contractors (and getting paid) NY and CA legislatures should pass a 100% marginal tax rate of anything over $1 earned as it’s source income for performing said duties in their states

Every bartender l've ever met is better at de-escalating conflict than the police

This is true.

pizzapastaprozac 6h 1/20 A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal. .. Replies + dropsofjam 2h Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

Expected in NYC, SF, Philly, etc (and job well done). Especially impressed with Utah, Idaho, and Iowa

That jawn is full

Check out Lin Manuel’s latest “The Warriors - Musical” album

Or, glass half full, drop a “Parental Advisory” logo on it and make it black and white and you have one of the sickest 90’s album covers

I think he meant “No, new wars” but punctuation was never their strong suit

Kick his ass Rach!

If you are dumb or naive enough to believe the grifters on the right who tell you they’re oppose to immigration because it drives down wages for native-born workers, just ask them 1) if they support raising the minimum wage and 2) how come the GOP doesn’t? Go ahead.

He won’t want to get his hair wet

If we get through this as a country, the rap opera Lin-Manuel Miranda is going to drop about Gavin Newsom is gonna be fire

The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.

Definitely a show on Fox News or OAN

I hear you can call Sam’s office for more information on pet ferrets

Specifically offense. No wonder the defense fell they day Tommy showed up at the Capitol

Got a nice compliment on my Low Road Dems shirt the other day. Keep fighting Al!

Like OJ telling other dudes to be a good husband

I was hoping for queso

How to Conquer Your Public Speaking Fears In an excerpt of her new book Just F**king Say It: The Ultimate Guide to Speaking With Confidence in Any Situation, speech coach Susie Ashfield reveals a step-by-step guide to getting out of your own head.

You can get out of your own head by using the tools of cognitive restructuring

a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor . ALT: a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .

Cut to 2A crowd

Finally finished Captain America: Brave New World, and all I want to see is Red Hulk do things the President does - State of the Union Address, nominate a Supreme Court Justice, pardon a turkey at Thanksgiving, etc.

“Check’s in the mail”

My only disappointment is they didn’t get a meatball chant started

Going bankrupt is legit committing to the Trump bit. No notes