Sean Stalley

So do I just get spoonfed NPR interviews with Republicans because I’m in the South or are they truly that lost in the “both sides” sauce?

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

i'll probably be normal when i'm old! welp,

welp,

by a linguist! linguists, i totally recommend pitching to mental floss, btw, it's wonderful fun to write this type of thing

Please. I’m in EdTech and the bombardment is killing me.

adding myself to people's phone contacts under the name ChatGPT and telling them shit like "oh your knee hurts? that means you're gay"

it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly

Curious why @npr.org would have the Heritage Foundation’s propagandist on without any pushback on him lying.

A SKELITON WHO LIVED THROUGH MANY ERA'S OF COMPUTER WHEN YOU COULD PLUG MORE AND MORE SHIT INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN SUDDENLY : NOTHING AT ALL!!! A FEATURELESS SILVER CURVE! YOU MUST BEG TO TRANSFER FILES ! YOU MUST BEG TO CONNECT HEADPHONES ON BLUE TOOTH!!! LET ME PLUG MY FUCKING HEAD PHONE'S AND MY USB CABLE'S IN AND LET ME MOVE MY FILE'S NUFF SAID!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "LEG ME PLUG MY PHONE AND COMPUTER INTO OTHER SHIT !! GIVE ME BACK MY TECHNOLOGY HOLE'S " AND SHARE THIS POST IF IM RIGHT (I AM RIGHT) - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

An Uncanny X-Men pinball translite being displayed in one of Toffeemaki’s illuminated frames at a local barcade in Pensacola FL

One of our translite frames lighting up the bar at The Grid Arcade in Pensacola FL! Get yours at www.toffeemaki.com 😎

Sure I’m going to be eating my shoe leather for sustenance this week and chasing racoons into the forest with a fork and knife the next week but at least I don’t have to worry about accidentally learning anything about Harriet Tubman

Anything produced is primarily for research purposes. It’s a cool process but totally different from production at scale.

those maga dorks sure went from “do not fuck with gamers” to “it’s ok i didn’t need to buy all that gaming stuff anyway, tariff away sir” real quick

DOJ directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione 1 hour ago CAH CNN Gunman who killed 23 in racist attack at Texas Walmart offered plea deal to avoid death penalty

Huh, weird

Probably my fave feature

Love a good coffee in the morning @zaleeking.bsky.social #creamernation

a real life manikin! @Bodangle2 Replying to @PleaseBeGneiss Same, got ten chickens that lay about 8 eggs a day. Ive been throwing them at the deer to keep em out of the garden but theyve been licking the eggs off of each other and now they want me to hit em with eggs. Its a complete nightmare.

Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.

YouTube video by Hubert Farnsworth And it's gone (original)

This about to be the U.S. Treasury in the next couple days

Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"

Are libs winning rn I haven’t checked the news

Likewise

I don’t care about Democratic Party because they aren’t really doing anything but fucking up

Kinda hard not to since the Democrats keep losing to them

Video games are the worst. What do you mean I can role play as a jaded detective with a penchant for spontaneous aphorism in an art-deco, pollution-riddled future where the excesses of capital are not held in check even by the course of nature but I have to go to work tomorrow?

The word "DOGE" is fricking hilarious. It's like "Dog", but.... different.