Craig Tiller

This will soon be the only way british people can view porn

My desk too tho

I don't think that's it

When are they rewriting Unix `tee` in Rust? It’s only 350 lines of code. 🦀

Seems to me like the easiest way to achieve memory safe tee everywhere. 🙃

Watched my insurance rates 5x over 5 years... happy to be out of there now.

Dear neighbours, we have kidnapped your bald eagle. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone’s best interest. Sincerely, Canada

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

Exports of American wine to Canada is down… 93%

Vibe out some code, have them review it later.

Tensor processing units... They make AI something

TPU means something other than the meaning I use daily right

Periodic table titled "Can I lick it?" Elements are color-coded: green for "Sure, go for it," yellow for "Maybe not the best idea," red for "Please don't do that," and purple for "See you on the other side."

This is literally what the best of the best support, escalation, and incident response engineers do. It sets them apart. It makes them the SWAT team of the org. It's why execs demand them, specific ones, on calls.

Take. Ownership.

The b in bb8 stands for bricked

@spheroeducation.bsky.social just plugged my bb8 in to enjoy star wars with the kids on May 4 and looks like the apps gone... sadness

But he did not kill the deputy

TIL and I love it

Person holding a cardboard sign which reads "Hand off working COBOL code"

Now there's a protest sign you don't see often.

Pretty sure there's a lotion for that.

Whatever .clang-format says for that tree

Just on the way back from a two week wide board session with one of my teams and it's been incredibly wild.

Monotonic improvement should be all that's needed for an LGTM.

So I implemented a mutex. Again.

I mean that's magnificent.

This implementation would be really simple... if only we had a different kind of mutex.

Why am I like me?

1 egg, in this economy?!

Please tell me it takes a type argument and returns a WAV file recording of someone narrating the debug trait implementation of that type.

New one for me: flight officer realizes they're not allowed in the destination country just prior to takeoff, so we got to taxi back and wait for the airline to find a replacement.

this is an underrated key to things Dems need to be doing right now

these assholes have abdicated their jobs and let Elon rip out the government’s guts, and they are susceptible to neither shame nor scolding

make them miserable, force them to be there all day every day to counter you

I know it's a spelling error, but a three letter agency artificially coloring their cheeks and then going full musical to preserve funding is now head cannon for me