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@sgormf.bsky.social

AKA mrMorphius. Software dork living in Western NY. Extremely gay. Like, super gay. Please fill with tacos of various quality, pizza, and salad. Tell me your favorite weird TTRPG and why.

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I'M GONNA TELL MY KIDS THIS WAS D&D is this month's free 1-page TTRPG.

Bored of not rolling ALL your dice?

Go on adventures! Roll all the dice! All the time!

Design notes on my Patreon here: www.patreon.com/posts/im-gon...

30.06.2025 16:09 — 👍 419    🔁 150    💬 8    📌 8
28.07.2025 19:16 — 👍 352    🔁 115    💬 7    📌 2
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It's been a while but a new mod has come out from friend of the channel Codename Gamma!

Join me as we take on her Sonic Mania RANDOMIZER! twitch.tv/foxmar320

24.07.2025 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.

22.07.2025 02:36 — 👍 9791    🔁 2053    💬 23    📌 0

Three enter the blood sport arena, none leave with their server chassis intact

21.07.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another day, another multi-hour spectrum Internet outage. 2 in the last week, can we get to 3 or more?

20.07.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Old phone havers, unite

11.07.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm always impressed how every android update makes my pixel 6 worse than the day I opened the box

11.07.2025 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So. I've been on field manual labor crews where most of my coworkers were convicts.

I've also worked with a lot of tech companies on automating farms.

And this press conference is incredible. Rollins hasn't the foggiest clue what she's on about.

08.07.2025 17:47 — 👍 833    🔁 358    💬 28    📌 83
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I get the feeling Fallout 76 players don't like orange dictators.

This is not the first message like this ive seen and it makes me smile every time.

05.07.2025 00:13 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Having to use "ipconfig /all" before coffee is an ill portent for the day.

03.07.2025 13:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah just imagine having that much vacant space in your skull with a cartoon hanging sign over the ear reading "Free home to spiders"

23.06.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spectrum ads on over the air TV channels are really rich during an outage that was supposed to be fixed 30 minutes ago

22.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trees on a hill

Trees on a hill

21.06.2025 15:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ice cream hang out at Lugia's so he can tell me all the good news?

20.06.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up and smiling Alt: Ash Ketchum from Pokemon quivering in place with a thousand miles stare veggie crumbling into dust.

We love when number go up, right?

17.06.2025 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All my service dashboards are down and I can't fix anything.

Time to post through it.

12.06.2025 19:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go get em, Tiger

11.06.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Headline from the guardian over an image of two foxes:
"Google battling ‘fox infestation’ on roof of £1bn London office

Foxes have ‘begun to dig burrows’ in soil of rooftop garden at the as yet unopened King’s Cross headquarters"

Headline from the guardian over an image of two foxes: "Google battling ‘fox infestation’ on roof of £1bn London office Foxes have ‘begun to dig burrows’ in soil of rooftop garden at the as yet unopened King’s Cross headquarters"

Mozilla has sent in their operatives

09.06.2025 21:08 — 👍 320    🔁 68    💬 1    📌 1
L.A. Protests Prompt
Calls for Police Restraint After Journalist Injuries

L.A. Protests Prompt Calls for Police Restraint After Journalist Injuries

Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”

11.06.2025 01:03 — 👍 7080    🔁 1964    💬 84    📌 84
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ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600 And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

11.06.2025 00:29 — 👍 17738    🔁 6190    💬 145    📌 261

That's ok sweetie, you'll get it next time

11.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Watch this one (especially if you live in hurricane country)

03.06.2025 11:36 — 👍 83    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 0

Going into June, just a reminder...

Kink belongs at pride.
Trans folks belong at pride.
Ace and aro folks belong at pride.
Bisexuals belong at pride.

TERFS and drop the T queers can fuck off.

01.06.2025 05:10 — 👍 1062    🔁 374    💬 5    📌 13
Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "Happy pride month"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "Happy pride month"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "the first pride was a riot"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "the first pride was a riot"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "protect trans kids"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "protect trans kids"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "let's have a kiki- dive turn werk"

Magic cards mashed together to make the card name into "let's have a kiki- dive turn werk"

01.06.2025 16:45 — 👍 143    🔁 52    💬 3    📌 0
"Peppy: Do a barrel roll! (Z or R twice)"

A screenshot of Star Fox 64 showing the Arwing ship against a backdrop of white mountains, a cloudy blue sky, and green fields. A blue text box contains a portrait of an anthropomorphic rabbit with the transcribed text.

"Peppy: Do a barrel roll! (Z or R twice)" A screenshot of Star Fox 64 showing the Arwing ship against a backdrop of white mountains, a cloudy blue sky, and green fields. A blue text box contains a portrait of an anthropomorphic rabbit with the transcribed text.

I have done the barrel roll maneuver suggested to me by a nurse friend. I hope it helps with this dumb vertigo.

29.05.2025 02:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to Blue Cross, please fill out this voluntary survey to improve your TRU HELTH score and get 2500 Healthy Points (HP) credited to your account.

28.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

25% off tasty subs was enough incentive to order takeout on a day full of vertigo

27.05.2025 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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