Judge Ducks Jury Duty By Explaining That “Everybody” Who Comes Before Him Is “Guilty” There are things you should not say if you are a judge. This is one of them.

I wrote about a New York judge who tried to get out of jury duty and accidentally got out of his job

Turns out saying you're not impartial and think everybody who appears before you is guilty is *checks notes* bad, and *puts finger to earpiece* not good

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The Angel Reese hate is 1000% blatant misogynoir

Major key

ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him

Guys i am not writing under the pseudonym Quan Millz

Drop the link tho...

I know PG sick

First time with a pottery wheel! Super sweet of my uncle to show the family how it’s done. I made a plant pot 😋🪴

I love how Capcom game titles are so no nonsense and to the point, very little abstraction compared to what the game is about. Ace Attorney? yeah you are one. Monster Hunter? that's what you do. Devil May Cry? maybe somewhere out there when he loses a loved one

SGA and dillon brooks (teammates on canadian national team) laughing in each other’s faces while fighting over the loose ball is incredible

FRED VANVLEET

Rockets / okc game >>>

Auliʻi Cravalho says the success of ‘MOANA’ helped her buy a house for her mom:

“We lived in a one-bedroom apartment in Mililani when I was cast. I slept in the bedroom, my mom slept on the couch. She gave me everything. I bought my mommy a house. She's happily retired”

(Source: @People)

I definitely feel less and less interested in Twitter, but I appreciate this because it has the exact vibe I'd use to describe how it feels right now. A man desperate for relevance makes escalating levels of bad decisions in pursuit of the love of a man who lacks empathy or morals

Bob Belcher Voice: It's the day after Thanksgiving Lin

One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.

The Wicked 4DX moments I keep thinking about:
- The seat moving back and forth every time Galinda did a hair flip
- The seat punching you in the back when Chistery’s wings popped out

a banana yellow court is bad enough when it’s part of the team’s colors, but red black and white miami needs to answer for this monstrosity

We recently shared Bluesky’s stance on user data and AI training, which has not changed. Bluesky will not train generative AI on user data. bsky.app/profile/bsky...

Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness
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I came. I saw. I felt anxiety. So I left.

y’all are too quick omg 😂😂😂

i feel seen

Windows has issue:

Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux

Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.

Who remembers running away from the ref on FIFA? 😂

Kendrick with this album: