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@melonlemon.bsky.social

please don’t fall in love with me she/her

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My poor molar

My poor molar

teeth reveal before face reveal

17.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it actually hurts less now that this little piece broke off

16.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

maybe not broken just chipped

16.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it just broke. taken out by a chicken tendie

16.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

remember earlier this year i got botox for clenching cause one molar was really hurting me

16.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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picture of a horse kicking with the caption "almost forgot it's all for fun"

picture of a horse kicking with the caption "almost forgot it's all for fun"

16.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 33    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
A comic for “why my teacher is absent.” She knows my 5th period drives me crazy

A comic for “why my teacher is absent.” She knows my 5th period drives me crazy

at least they know

16.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I became addicted to earnings

16.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 49    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

spring is a desolate wasteland

16.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

today is my FRIDAY i love fall semester

16.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

then i guess i’m also not needed get fucked

16.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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McMahon says shutdown shows Education Department isn’t needed Education Secretary Linda McMahon said the federal shutdown offers evidence that her agency is “unnecessary.”

Education Secretary Linda McMahon said the federal shutdown offers evidence that her agency is “unnecessary.”

Advocates say firings at the U.S. Department of Education threaten to disrupt the flow of federal money to America’s schools. https://to.pbs.org/4n7sBRx

16.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 124    🔁 65    💬 52    📌 16

fucking awful

16.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOLOL

16.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have the 13!! we will not stand for this

16.10.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AND she’s a gemini

16.10.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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we really don’t need to know all that, thank you though

15.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

hahahahahhaha touché

15.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in actuality i’m looking for fanfiction archives in the wayback machine

15.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m too busy planting the seeds to be someone’s internet sugar baby

15.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

and she wants to talk to me oh no NOT ME get a new friend to terrorize

15.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you recall my friend who made having a baby be her whole personality but also shades me for the opinions she asks me for she has now had her second baby

15.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s me i’m the fanboy

15.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going for the jugular today

15.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

no no no don’t do this planned obsoletion bullshit now iphone this battery needs to last two more years

15.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

on a highway to heck

14.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

you’re all nerds right what superhero should i be for school that’s cheap and easy to put together?

14.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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