Dan Peck

[flirting]

*you're

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

I don’t need a Valentine when I have Hawaiian bread.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

“He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!”

Good Chaotic presents The Pageturners, chapter 2

Good Chaotic presents The Pageturners - Chapter 2

The Pageturners work to reunite with friends - and battle foes within themselves. Part 2 of 2.

LISTEN NOW: www.patreon.com/posts/150511...

Moskowitz: Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God

Congratulations to all Karens out there, your name is getting a reprieve.

Quit being such a Pam.

Carnac the Magnificent opening an envelope that contains "The Republican Party" inside.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Anyone got any leads on the Infinity Stones?

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Elon Musk Y @elonmusk X.com For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Nothing feels more dystopian than Super Bowl commercials.

This is how you do it folks

On the off chance this is true (it’s not), next time yell, “Fuck you, Vance” just to be sure.

To the right: The War Doctor clutching his head. To the left: A Dalek looks on, concerned. In the middle: The Eighth Doctor Jims straight at the camera.

To those of you who saw the @goodchaotic.com Game of Rassilon live show at #Gally1, what I didn't mention about the War Doctor clutching his head on the GM screen is there's a Dalek to his left looking at him like, "Dude, you okay over there?"

The cast of Good Chaotic posing with crab hands after performing The Game of Rassilon live at Gallifrey One (the Doctor Who convention in Los Angeles)

@doonpook.bsky.social The Game of Rassilon was so cool to see in person! Great job! So many laughs!

I was sitting on the floor and a child silently walked up to me, smiling, and handed me a 6-7 ribbon. #gally1

pretty tired of all the nazis

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Fire every agent who does this. Publicize their names and notify the neighbors every time they move into a new neighborhood.

Chrono Trigger 2

I’m not even into wrestling but this rules.

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

Who could this be? Hmm…

Because Pizza Hut sucks?