dangerwillrobinson

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

Cats are good. Happy Halloween. Be safe and look out for each other. Fuck the government, we keep us safe.

A fluffy orange cat, showing his belly and gazing at the camera with calm, dim witted affection

When you’re crying into your morning coffee over all the small local businesses rallying together to feed the community because that’s the neighborly thing to do and then you hear a squeak and look over and see this… 😭

When you get your Pitch AU wish granted but it’s this…

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

I get so sad when I see all those baseball guys locked behind their fence. hope someone gets them out of jail soon 🥺

a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple

Officially got the veto today so... if you have a few spare dollars and would like to contribute to the Bus Fund, here's my Ko-Fi.

(I'm thinking up donation tiers. Like me writing a thing, promising NOT to write a thing, letting my students roast me on livestream... etc.)

ko-fi.com/thereylovoid...

I think a major thing in our culture that changed is a bunch of Dem elites also now believe false things too because they're cooking their brains on Twitter, a fascist controlled brainwashing machine, all day.

Freddie Freeman with the mercy kill! Good game, boys. See you in a few hours.

is Nomo still in the stadium? He seemed to have a little gas left in the tank, give him the ball

I’m having a great time 😌

Congrats to everyone in the stands for getting two World Series games for the price of one. Also, my condolences.

They’re going to have to make ANOTHER rule specifically for Ohtani at this point. If it’s 15+ innings and no one has scored in multiple hours you are still allowed to intentionally walk him but he is also allowed to punch you in the balls as hard as he can

TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on.
WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.

Seattle Mariner Geno Suarez holding up heart hands after he hit a grand slam

15 innings and they’re still not letting Little pitch because you know my boy, the king of Good Vibes Only, is still haunting them 😌

Do you think they know they have to get up and do this again tomorrow

I said this as we went into the 10th but now I’m wondering if I was right and I’m wondering who’s marrying who.

switch hitters in baseball means they’re bisexual right

I’ve set up a recurring donation with mine. Even $5 a month can help a lot—usually way more than we, who don’t buy in bulk, could buy in equivalent.

you should be able to steal a home run if you want to. just drop the bat and try to book it for the fence before anyone can tag you. if you can make it all the way out there and throw yourself over the fence, you're good

Squinting cat surrounded by knives meme

is Dual POV ruining “Yearning” or is it just ruining your ability to self-insert onto the FMC

A sacrifice must be made 😔

rip and my condolences for being the subject of one of the saddest baseball pictures ever taken. I hope your poor pitcher has protective custody and a good therapist :(

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I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO HAVE GOOD TASTE 😤

it is baseball, yeah