dangerwillrobinson

You can finally ask him about the wig!

Rainbow stretching over Seattle skyline with skittles raining from it as the face of Marshawn Lynch smiles on high upon an ecstatic Seahawk fan below

Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm

Tachycardia 🩺❤️
#thepitt #kingdon #myart

a photo collage of Mel King and Frank Langdon from the Pitt. The IKEA cartoons from the instruction manual is in the center.

He should leave it at that. He should leave, period. They’re skating on the edge of a line so thin it might as well be nonexistent, but it’s there. There is a way that this moment ends and nothing much changes between them. There is a way for them to go back to everything being the way it was before, the way it should be. The right way. The safe way. They can go back to being work friends, or whatever it is that they are, and this night can just be a vaguely awkward memory. It starts with him stepping back. It starts with him saying goodnight. It starts with him heading towards the door. It starts with… “Hey, listen to me.” He takes her gently by the chin to coax her to look at him. When she does, when he’s certain she’s listening to him, he says, low and quiet and just for her, “You are easy to love.” Then, because she doesn’t pull away, and because she’s looking up at him in a way that makes something physical and real ache in a part of his chest that’s felt cold and empty for a long time, and because he’s never been very good at impulse control, he kisses her on the cheek.

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#kingdon #dangerwrites

🔗 - archiveofourown.org/works/79223656

*taps mic* is this thing still on

I maintain the Seattle Punter deserves MVP

SEATTLE SPORTS REVENGE YEAR 2026, BABYYYYYYY

Do you like field goals? Do you like absolutely nothing but field goals? If so, has the NFL got a game for you

WHAT I hope you bit his fingers off, wtf

LOTR “side by side with an elf” meme changed to read: Gimli: never thought I’d be rooting for the Seattle Seahawks Legolas: what about rooting against the New England Patriots? Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

🤝

bring me Tom Brady’s head

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

a small pixel rabbit wearing a santa hat stares at a pixel character with a neutral expression that somehow still radiates contempt

"you fool. you absolute buffoon."

it's a pixel game so you can't actually see the bunnies staring at you with utter contempt for trying to help them, but you can feel it

most realistic part of Fields of Mistria is when one of my small farm animals appears to be trapped by the environment, I pick them up to free them, and then the second I put them down they hop right back into the same spot and get stuck again. 10/10.

The Stranger holds a red lightsaber atop a rocky, seaside incline. A tumblr post by perkyshelley overtop reads: chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

It was really beautiful! I loved it, and now I’m in the mood to deliver some packages again 😌

It sounded like the guy got the tickets from a friend who couldn’t go and I guess just… don’t warn them? So they heard “orchestra concert” and thought “ooh fancy!” Also he was in a t-shirt and khakis and she was in a formal dress. And beside them was a Dollman. Rough. 😬

Shoutout to the potential? couple that chose tonight’s Death Stranding concert for a first date without any prior knowledge of the game. WILD choice. You left during intermission, which I can only assume means you were both so moved that you left to go play the game yourselves. Keep on keeping on. 👍

this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over

the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side

*2026 Mariners Revenge Year increases*

sorry phil but spring training starts next week whether you like it or not

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

Ugh… that’s so inappropriate and gross.

Oh god, who did what now?