Tom

Put them in a plastic bag after they cool. The crust will soften

What if it was IbuBROfen and it was just for the fellas?

Another superhero addition to the M(u)CU(s)

Is this your superpower?

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na . . .
SNOTMAN!

I hate to say it, but I tolled you so

Ri-doink-ulous™️

When I’m in Canada and I see a mustachioed TV psychologist, I say, “look, it’s Dr. F—-!”

Happy Thanksgiving y’all! Thanks be to God

Awwww

Happy birthday to my daughter

Soy boy? More like poi boi, amirite?

wth is Bluey

(#latin)

But, deep down, I suspect all dogs are sinister

Yeah, usually I can come up with these on the Spot. Sorry

Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.

It’s hot stuff

Oh sure, sure I’ll accept a meeting for 4pm the day before Thanksgiving. It’s wide open on my calendar so why not 🫠

dang

This year’s Thanksgiving goal: to say “spatchcock” without snickering

How did they find you?

Hey! I’m so glad that you posted this. I’m actually at capacity/helping someone else who’s in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space to reply. Could we connect later instead or do you have someone else’s timeline you could post to?

Getting a lot of “buy this Italian village” posts on my FB feed.

Who’s in?

Vikings gonna Vike

Perfect decorative jalapeño placement

One of them freaks with a religious license plate

But isn’t the water subsumed into the essence of the grape?

🤯