Matt Crespi

With Microsoft launching a new AI-powered Clippy, I'm going to double down on this joke.

Cheese Caves - Wegmans For over a decade, we’ve proudly sourced the best artisan cheeses from around the world and ripened them to perfection in our Cheese Caves in Rochester, NY.

TIL Wegmans has a cheese-aging facility containing 7 large rooms, each replicating the climate of a different European cheese cave. They partner with cheesemakers (many local to their region), then make unique collaborative products with their aging process.

www.wegmans.com/cheese-caves

Great idea, and remember, the best thing to give a food bank is money. They can buy groceries cheaper than you can, and they know their inventory and needs better. If you have extra food items to donate, by all means, but don't go buy things specifically for a food bank. Give them the $ directly!

Drawing of Shane Falco (played by Keanu Reeves in the movie The Replacements) with his famous quote, "Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."

Me, pulling out my fancy chef's knife to chop vegetables:

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 🥳🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

I mean cool.

Hang on, I think I can save this:

RELEASE THE VREENAK FILES!

The people deserve to know how the Romulans got involved in the Dominion War!

Every town needs a blogblog.

Costco is really a cheaper way to get a "nice" casket (the kind someone will try to sell you for 4k). There are more affordable caskets and coffins out there for sure, though. As for making your own...depend on how skilled you are I guess?

Not to be that guy, but you can get them for a third this price at Costco.

Erin, I want to personally thank you for the work you've done sharing info about both the mayoral candidates and antisemitism in NY and the US.

Recently had this convo:

Them: "Mamdani said antisemitic things."
Me: "No he didn't."
"How are you so sure?"
"Because Erin Biba would have told me."

You're in such high demand, you'll need one of those software solutions that lets you post to multiple platforms with one click!

Thank you for attending and sticking it out. The more voices like yours the better. Sorry they didn't make it easy.

To whoever wrote this post: do you mean the Pedestrian Protection Act?

It's a fair question.

Exciting, because I'm up tomorrow.

On good teams, you take turns.

This is too good to be true. Possum? Almost done? Free? ...oh, snap, am I about to be recruited into a cult?

You had me at "raccoon and possum." Where do I preorder?

This one certainly is, but also since 2007 the PA government has siphoned off around $8 billion for other projects elsewhere in the Commonwealth, which has put extra financial pressure on the turnpike commission.

How does everybody feel about this?

Yeah, it was two parter!

Just found out my tailor planted a bomb in his own shop as part of a ruse to avoid an actual assassination attempt, so you can't convince me that crime isn't up.

Did AI write this?

Relevant to the justification: bsky.app/profile/stev...

Nobody will get this reference, but serious Sleve McDichael vibes from GPT-5.

Follow up: is it still your passion after trying to run a 12 way interaction?

I'll see myself out

Rule of Claw

I guess we'll see what happens!