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Top: mouse says to elephant “can I do the thing?” Elephant says “sure” Bottom: mouse is riding a tiny bike off elephant’s trunk, & says “weeeee!”

Photo of an adorable black and white medium haired kitten lying in a high cat tower, his forelegs dangling down over the edge of the platform he's on.

My son. He dangle.

Trying to learn complicated things post brain injury makes me appreciate my brain so much more like yep that shit IS difficult we SHOULD have a headache about it, damn

Kash Patel, the FBI's agent of chaos The biggest little scandal in Washington right now is how bad Patel is at being FBI director.

BREAKING NEWS: Kash Patel is REALLY bad at his job.

🧪 ADHD isn’t just a childhood condition. Our major review pulls together genetics, neuroimaging, comorbidities, and treatment data to map what adult ADHD actually looks like : onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10....

DENVER THIS MAY BE DECENT WEATHER'S LAST GASP UNTIL 2026 (assuming 2026 happens), SO MOTHERFUCKS LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THESE SEVENTY DEGREE MASTERPIECES WE ARE PRESENTED WITH IN THIS, THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOVEMBER.

FRI: 74°/50° BEAUTIFUL
SAT: 72°/44° NICE
SUN: 70°/44° I'LL TAKE IT

Oscar Isaac Was in a Ska Band That Played Warped Tour With Green Day and Limp Bizkit in the ’90s Oscar Issac played in punk and ska bands as a teen. One of those bands, The Worms, even played Warped Tour.

Wait a minute he did what now

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Peanut, a ginger and grey lop rabbit is sat on concrete in front of a red brick wall.

Hoppy Friday everybunny!!

It’s a rainy stormy day here in the UK, so Peanut is doing his best to hide away from the weather. Many naps are expected.

Today is a good day to take things at your own pace, the weekend is but a hop away.

And here is your reminder to stretch and move around.

Feather is a American rabbit, available for adoption in Phoenix, AZ.

Feather is a American rabbit, available for adoption in Phoenix, AZ.

Feather is a American rabbit, available for adoption in Phoenix, AZ.

Feather is a American rabbit, available for adoption in Phoenix, AZ.

Your garden of joy awaits with, Feather, located in Phoenix, AZ.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/rabbit/feather-73717642/az/phoenix/soul-shelter-for-outcasts-unusuals-and-the-lost-an-animal-rescue-az709/

In a win for justice, Tremane Wood was granted clemency today, saving his life.

why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli

If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?

The only person I know who did this had animals who made it necessary pre-easily available small covered trash cans. It was still a lot to have someone immediately empty the trash after you put anything in there as a child guest like creating trash was rude or something

Algiers Point has a beguiling small town vibe. Lots of locals sat on porches chatting to neighbours, artists selling their wares on the street, autumn decorations everywhere.

The denial is particularly strong in this one (Fetterman, to be crystal clear)

Brindle dog lying across my legs. Her tail ends in a curlicue

Have we ever discussed Scarlett's silly tail?

Sorry I know this feeling well. It's among the most infuriating for sure. Have a sip or twelve for me please

Orthotics and using gel heel supports have helped me a lot with standing and walking, but the best help standing is definitely my walking sticks bc I can rest my arms on them and help support my weight so it's not all on my legs and fully stand up so I breathe better. Not the cutest but worth it

^this. It's illegal but they'll try anything to screw you over bc they can. Sometimes pointing that out is all it takes

An advertisement promoting bread as a superior source of energy and nutrition for American soldiers and workers, highlighting its benefits over other nations' approaches. It emphasizes bread's essential role in the diet and its enriched qualities provided by American bakeries. You can't beat the breadeaters! Bread is basic Bread is "standard equipment" in the diet of America's fighting men and the lunch boxes of American workmen. MOST GOOD BREAD IS MADE WITH FLEISCHMANN'S YEAST More commercially baked bread is made with Fleischmann's Yeast than with all other kinds combined, for reasons such as these: 1 Fleischmann pioneered the methods of yeast manufacture which make possible the uniformity, potency and dependable quality not only of Fleischmann's Yeast, but virtually all others as well. 2 More than 400 different strains of yeast, selected from thousands gathered all over the world, are kept under constant culture and study in Fleischmann's laboratories. This assures bakers of the yeast best suited to American flours, methods and conditions year after year. 3 Fleischmann research on vitamins brought about the yeast method of enriching bread with Vitamin B1. Hitler's hordes have their shots-in-the-arm, their energizers, their pep pills. Here in America we've got something better. It's bread! Yes, sir, simple, good-tasting, modern bread-and plenty of it made as only the American baking industry knows how. America is eating more bread these days-and here's why that spells bad news for America's enemies: Winning a war is a matter of energy. Energy calls for a good substantial diet. More meat, more potatoes. And more bread. You won't find bread anywhere else in the world as good as the bread most American bakers are turning out today - good white bread enriched with niacin, iron and Vitamin B1, often called the "morale" vitamin, because it is essential for good nerves and healthy spirits and because it helps the body get all the benefit out of the carbohydrates...

From America, Nov 1942: Bread ad from Fleischmann's Yeast

«You can't beat the breadeaters! Bread is basic»

Looking for a FOIA-brained nerd who has experience understanding certain government subcontracting databases / CAGE numbers, etc.,

Trying to factcheck some things, need help! Hit the DMs

Sometimes you have to take the day one “actually a tomato is a fruit” at a time

A begrunged American flag on which all the stars have been replaced by crossed-fingers icons and letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Green and cream salad with a little purple pop

Tortoise enjoying his salad, there's a pumpkin in the background on the other side of the fence.

Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, collard greens, white pumpkin, cucumber, and violet

Twitter user ghostofwillwall: Cancer is your body's attempt to protect you from toxins, so it bundles them all up in 'tumors' to wall them off from the rest of the body. The LAST thing you want to do with cancer is take more poisons (chemo) or biopsy, which releases those toxins and causes 'mets'.

There's an incel staph infection in a petri dish just rage posting mad shit about how germ theory is bogus.

Color photograph. A long haired gray, black and brown tabby cat sits in a cardboard box. She leans her head out of the box to smell a plant of catnip.

Keep calm, smell the catnip, and carry on.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

CONNA is a Husky dog, available for adoption in Los Angeles, CA.

Your loyal friend and adventure buddy awaits: CONNA, located in Los Angeles, CA.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/conna-77465818/ca/los-angeles/city-of-los-angeles-west-la-animal-shelter-ca764/

Don't get it twisted...we old women want to move abroad, too.

A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there