Neil Dansey

Me too - is that where "precocious" comes from, as in sassy?

Cartoon for @newyorker.com

they say you are over the hill bc as you approach middle age, you stand atop that hill, a great vantage point from which to survey the low-lying territory that is your elder years, and then against your better judgement you begin to walk down, a brave adventurer, into the onslaught you will not win

Oh yeah, it's alright for these buggers, they get to leave the planet for ten days!

This is, and probably always will be, the best story ever told on social media:

Trying to sell/buy our house at the moment, where everything needs to have happened yesterday and everybody wants in, but all you want to think about is your family's future happiness. This resonated with me.

I have a friend who grew up there. He and his old school friends, in that disparaging way that people like to talk about their hometowns, call it "the 'Nam", like they are US Army veterans comparing notes about the things they witnessed.

Reading the other replies, how about "the mortar can hold water"?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Essential dungeon crawl monsters:

1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve

The 4 panel Drake meme, but Drake is now Richie (from the Bottom Christmas Special "Holy") who's wearing a blue towel over his head. In the top left panel, he's holding his hand up - revealing one of his fingers has been stapled on at a shonky angle - as he turns away from the image of gold, frankincense and myrrh in the top right panel. He's all smiles in the bottom left panel as he points at the image of (Terry's All) Gold, Frankenstein (mask) and Grr in the bottom right panel. Merry bloody Christmas, Richie!

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The holy trinity

New Telegraph columnist just dropped.

Super Mario Bros. Deluxe includes a calendar that goes all the way to the year 3000. Ironically, this reaches much further than typical modern computer and smartphone calendars. As such, even now Super Mario Bros. Deluxe remains a good option to keep track of far future dates.

Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You - Hayley DeRoche Your last words But before them What to murmur to a lover in bed What to say in the group chat when someone's Sister mother brother is dead and The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal Your wedding toast, too Your best friend's birthday roast You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast. You can cradle to grave away Every warm human word You could ever have said And when they chisel your gravestone For your final rest We can ask ChatGPT Because it knew you best

Love it 🙌

A Prehistory of Scientific Racism The author of “Whiteness” traces the evolution of race as a social and political instrument, from its beginnings in ancient hierarchies through European colonial expansion and into contemporary times.

"Efforts to maintain white supremacist racial formations were increasingly couched in scientific language throughout the 18th century."

You guys know you can eat turkey on other days too, right?

Impressive remote collection!

if we're going to be out here saying the 360 is twenty years old then we need to confront the fact that the last time anyone had any new ideas in the AAA space was 2008

YouTube video by CRUCAST Horse racing meets UK Garage 😂😂

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Looks like you fell for the "blue herring"!

Completely sensible diagnosis. 👨‍⚕️

Nice work! SkeetJam?

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That is some niche humour and I'm glad it's where I am!

Optimus Prime, lying on the ground in pain. HEADLINE: 40-Year-Old Optimus Prime Fucks Up His Back Transforming.

Sources confirm Optimus Prime, aging leader of the Autobots, recently fucked his back all up transforming from his truck form into his person form.
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I loved this on the Amiga. Amazing that they squished it into the C64 too😲

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