James O'Hara

"We got to figure out how to get them to Pokemon Go to the Polls" was actually really funny guys

Gig salad be like: I need a 90 minute, pg13 comedy show at 1pm for 75 people on a Tuesday my budget is $11

Comes up on my tiktok pretty frequently

Every time I see the video of the bird landing on Bernie Sanders' podium, I get so sad about the world we could have been living in.

I've stopped doing MDMA and have started doing MCME (Mr. Clean Magic Eraser)

Alright Bluesky I'm all in

New York is just like Toronto, except every coffee shop has cold brew, and every toilet is clogged.

If you are a Gen Z you say Pansexual.

If you are a Millennial you say Bisexual.

If you are a Gen X you die with a secret.

I am Bisexual which is how millennials say Pansexual.

I would technically consider myself pansexual but could never identify as such because the flag is too ugly.

So when America bans tiktok what's the plan for Canadians? Are we going right keep using it or are we going to where ever the Americans go.

Please don't make me use reels

Wow who could have predicted the worst men on the internet were wrong about blake lively.

Charging luigi with terrorism is so funny because like... where is the terror?

Charge him with joy-ism. Hope-ism. Global Community-ism

The denim industry really has us walking around in matching blue pants as if that's normal

The words on the bullets referencing a book critiquing healthcare insurance. Backpack full of pieces of a board game originally created to critique capitalism. So many delicious references it’s like Kendrick wrote a murder

I'm conflicted about having kids because I really want to be a good parent but I also want them to be funny.

Anyway you can see me on the cbc gem app I'm very funny

The best part about having something come out on TV is walking my dad through downloading the cbc gem app over the phone onto his smart tv

As I reach 30 I've stopped doing MDMA and have starting getting high off of MCME (Mr clean magic eraser)

These chips were fine. They didn't taste aggressively like a turkey dinner. They mostly tasted like eating an uncooked box of stuffing.

6/10

Okay now that all the companies have switched to bluesky I'm back

How come nobody has hooked up a toilet to the hot water?

This is the kind of creative thinking I can bring to this position

Threads is like bluesky but if you could find people you know

Please, Mr. Fir was my father. Call me Douglas.

Rachel: And if they had ice in their cup, you would go 'Oh, I've been asked to collect that. Sorry.' And you would reach your hand into their cup and take the ice out of it.

Me: That is objectively very funny.

Rachel: My parents were so mad at you.

Rachel: I had a dream last night that we were at a party, and you were running this bit that you thought was very funny, but nobody else liked.

Me: What was the bit?

Rachel: You were going around telling people they couldn't have ice in their drinks.

Comedians Try Not To Take A Posed Photo With Their Dying Parents For Social Media Challenge

Is this interesting enough? I work at a paint store and this ledge is where we wipe our thumbs

This website needs more weezer

None of my posts get any likes.

Perfect! It's just like twitter after all

So far my take is Bluesky is like twitter except we talk a lot about how much twitter sucks