@asl.bsky.social
comedian - tv writer - back pain haver
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07.08.2025 00:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who wants to take accountability for my actions
18.06.2025 16:20 β π 54 π 4 π¬ 8 π 0Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. ππΊποΈβ€οΈ #NBA
01.06.2025 04:12 β π 895 π 165 π¬ 23 π 36Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit
28.05.2025 00:16 β π 230 π 53 π¬ 11 π 4i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
21.05.2025 15:52 β π 8721 π 1328 π¬ 82 π 18
It's May 27th, 2020. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max.
It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives
Iβm just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in
14.05.2025 13:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs getting hair plugs on the American tax payers
14.05.2025 13:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Ron Howard narrating]
βIt wasβ
Nigga Iβm from Coruscant
09.05.2025 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day
04.05.2025 15:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pete Davidson thenβ¦
Steve Carell and John Krasinski thenβ¦
Matt Damon and David Beckham
Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities
We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship*
a recession*^
That canβt be a real person right?
26.04.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Andor is so fucking good
26.04.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β¦and water is wet
26.04.2025 14:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A public service announcement
25.04.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Iβve seen this before just wait three days
21.04.2025 08:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes
19.04.2025 23:00 β π 513 π 85 π¬ 54 π 117please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed
20.04.2025 12:29 β π 62 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches
Iβm laughing and mad how do they do it
I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable
12.04.2025 16:25 β π 315 π 86 π¬ 17 π 2ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
The Answer for It! Podcast from James and Elyse Willems, Zach Anner, and AJ LoCascio, coming April 15th.
Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~
11.04.2025 17:41 β π 404 π 20 π¬ 10 π 2You hear that macamrΓ© you slippery fuck
14.04.2025 16:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Live Mas,
Laugh Mas,
Love Mas
always seeking out a better root beer because i'm sarsspirational
05.04.2025 22:21 β π 117 π 16 π¬ 1 π 0Fighter of the wall man
06.04.2025 21:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When discussing protein powder almost said the words βtummy acheβ inside a Popeyeβs supplement store
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