Corporate plant life is never easy 😔

They’re lucky they weren’t immediately pip’d

Starting to harden off these more cold hardy seedlings

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

#selectionpressure #HardeningOff #SeedStarting #GrowTent #VegetableGarden

Several individuals have consistently exceeded internal benchmarks.

They’ve been approved for external placement, beginning with a controlled hardening off period to support continued growth under real environmental conditions.

We’ll continue monitoring their progress.

Gotta water these plants before I take them outside for another hardening off session.

Underperformers have 48 hours to show a measurable pivot before we initiate a total resource clawback.
The tray is a privilege. Not a right.

🌱 #SelectionPressure #PerformanceReview #StackRanking #AgTech #CorporateCulture #Optimization #HardeningOff #PlantParent

RE: Q1 Growth Deficit
We’ve completed our mid-week audit of the seedling trays. While some units are meeting their verticality quotas, others are... lagging behind.
At Selection Pressure, we have a zero-tolerance policy for low-light leaning and stagnant root development.

Please tell me someone recognizes this song.
#citrus 🌱

Welcome to the lab.

#SelectionPressure #AgTech #CorporateGardening #PlantParent #GrowthMetrics

Episode 1
Onboarding for Cohort: Spring_2026 is now active.

We received over 500 applications. Only a small subset of those units were selected for initial capital allocation.
We don’t just grow plants here; we optimize biological assets.

If you aren’t scaling, you’re overhead.

Just making my laptop more annoying

Seedlings! 🌱

Watching Hop Hop the Owl*****

Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."

Threw some heart cubes filled with poppy seeds out into the snow! 🌱

Things I did not anticipate that I’d be doing in my mid 30s:
- Chiseling dog poop out of the snow at 7 am because the dog likes to poop at night and I ain’t going out there in the dark
- Training for a 5k
- Hop Hop the Owl

Bobo is trying to get rid of the snow on the deck, and melt the ice that is plaguing the whole area. What a good boy!

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Gave the dog a bath. He’s pissed.

More from the south!
#humansofbluesky #bluesky #protestice #dumptrump

a photo of a small scruffy brown dog, named Pickles, stood on a blue medical table as he stares into the camera. a human is stood behind him checking Pickles’ heart with a stethoscope.

Pickles is politely sat on a blue rug as he stares up into the camera.

a photo of Pickles with two humans crouched behind him as they pose in a backyard for a photo. the trio looks extremely happy to be all together.

This is Pickles. He was born with a heart defect that prevents proper blood flow to his body, which could lead to heart failure. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover his $10,000 lifelong care of medication and cardiologist visits. And he's been adopted! ❤️‍🩹

I dream of spring. 🌱

I’m hoping this reduces the amount of tomato cages in my shed. 😬

So close to a happy, final state in this grow tent.
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A photo of a slumbering garden, with brown leaves all over the ground, a white clay flower pot & half wine barrel in the background. Text over the photo reads: "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes & ears. It was their final, most essential command... and if all others accepted the lie which the party imposed, if all records told the same tale, then the lie passed into history and be became truth." -1984, by George Orwell

A photo of a middle-aged white woman's hand holding a black & rust-colored chicken feather. The text over the photo reads: Privilege is being able to wonder if it's your fight. Empathy is knowing that if someone is hurting, it already is.

The horrors persist. But so do we.

🌱 #localonly #gardensky #greenwitch #herbalist #witchsky

One year out of warranty. 😢

Can someone tell me how I can stop screwing up daikon radishes? Plant in spring? They bolt.
Plant in fall? Good luck with the frost!

#seedstarting #satire