Dan

no thank you :) keep this one

ok bitch we're half way there then diva

what if you quit therapy and learned recorder?? be the change you wanna see etc etc cv

so true and you were right to say it

this is how you always look to me (unfathomably tall and like id need a ladder to get down)

"she's in culture" 😭

Ok gays, I'm ready to say it. I think Die With a Smile is a really good song 🫣

these kids don't know their history, sure maybe this is the first in the age of the stream of the film, but many of the hollywood greats did as has been done for the when if it was for as long as we can have to remember

this literally never happens?? smalls always sell out first in everything !!

You look so french today (compliment)

I feel like you would have loved Sound of Music as a child 😔

i think this is more hard left authoritarianism

Omelette wise?? Add some dill. Nothing beats an omelette with dill and parsley, a slice or two of bacon, and a bit of thinly sliced tomato in a nice crusty roll 🙂

I'd also recommend poached eggs as a starting place! I think poached eggs are the mildest, and the little bit of vinegar you add in the pan can be quite nice. Plus runny yolks are one of the main joys of eggs 😌

If you're not too keen on eggs, try to find fresh ones- they get the more eggy flavour / smell the older they get. It's really easy to identify fresh ones, just open the box up in the shop and give them a shake: you can feel a pocket of air move around in the less fresh ones

of course you are 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

sometimes I think you just say words that sound musical theatre coded but mean nothing at all

thank you!! hope you have a happu Fat Cage Friday too!

If Charli XCX had called me a "boring barbie" I would have simply held that secret to my grave

if anyone is going tonight + going out after hmu, i think we might go for a cheeky bevvie or two

I think I've woken up with fucking pink eye, but that kind of matches the Mayhem aesthetic, right?

can't believe i'm seeing the gayest artist of all time tonight with my Big Gay Boyfriend 🥹 looking forward to hearing what she plays from her best album, Chromatica 💞

😳😳😳🥵

I love it when movie titles reference a movie that's gonna come out 20 years later 💕

Psa please never call me neurospicy, I am an adult

Went into TESCO and the door guy stopped me from walking in, stared me down and said "Apple Pay isn't working today"

Gasping for air. Never has anyone clocked my tea so hard so fast

Delete it then you wont know what you're missing out on 🥰

How they get the pecans into the drink 😲

I think everyone on his payroll 🙂 and that's it

i spat out my drink, youre so silly