Sometimes I want Word Wrap. Thats the only feature I want in Notepad.

Ok, yes. Harvey Barnes can be Scottish.

A picture of the top of the first page of the hook. Text reads’ THE FIRST THING you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a poo, Todd." "Shut up, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd."

My kid wasn’t that into reading until he discovered Patrick Ness. I told him if he didn’t want to read more after the first 4 sentences he didn’t have to….

Behind the scenes clip of Alex Ferguson joking around and interviewing ITV’s Gary Newbon before a live Champions League match in the mid-90s.

Not often you saw this side to the Manchester Utd manager…

Text from Empire of Silence by Christopher Ruocchio: ‘in the name of safety, security, piety, they labor to found future heaven on present horror. But their kingdom of heaven is in the mind, in the future that will never be, and their present horrors are real.’

Right then, here’s your revised European football permutations…

I really enjoyed This Is How You Lose the Time War.

Because then the state could tell them who to save and who not to. Better this way.

Maybe David Moyes is a magician?

On football, middle age, dreaming of youth, but also having quite a nice time, or at least trying to t.co/XE7n33DeTf

Picture of a smart device showing BBC Radio Scotland Extra

Oh well

Absolute piss take tonight’s Aberdeen game isn’t on one of the 1,000 channels I pay for. Premier showing golf highlights from Hong Kong instead. Not paying Hibs £13 for it.

Having now experienced both I have to say I prefer delivering the late dagger to the heart than getting beat by it. 🥳 #Scotland

Feels like Scotland should be getting battered and be 3-0 up at the same time.