Dan Underhill

Melania looking like a new Resident Evil 9 villain.

Kinda crazy that no Midwestern cafe has changed their we're open sign to say: we're ope 'n!

The voices/line deliveries of the VPs in #SquidGame are p bad, but the mask designs are a huge reason why these characters fall flat. They're not visually dynamic or interesting, and don't even fit the actors faces well. Sorta looks like they glued golden sequins on a dollar store mask.

Hot Take but the Devils Plan (both seasons) are like 10 times more compelling than Squid Game Season 2.

I love how every human protagonist in Star War is named something like Qyntin Heartstrong and every alien is named Freek Freek McSnoogbert.

It's literally like the stupidest people in the US saw that the movie Idiocracy was set 500 years in the future and collectively were like "hold my beer, bet we get there in 30."

Couldn't Elon just pay 20 GOP senators $5b each to impeach Trump?

Seems like he could hook that up if he wanted to.

After making a PB&J does anyone else lick the knife like Lurtz the Uruk-hai from LotR, or is this just a me thing?

Which monarch knighted Sir Mix-a-lot?

Gotta know the stats on this Dark Souls item.

The Duskbloods. I can't even.

I seriously could NOT handle it! Also SO funny it looks so much like Bloodbourne. I wonder if they are intentionally throwing shade at Sony for NOT moving on a BB2 after all these years! lol

Well now I see why Nintendo couldn't release their Direct yesterday, no one would believe in a million years that an all new FROM SOFT game on Nintendo Switch 2! Duskblood! Let's Goooooooo!

One of the outside cats looked in my window and I asked if he wanted to watch Fitzcarraldo with me. So that's where I'm at.

Does anyone have a name that is so generic that whenever you join a large company you get emails meant for someone else with your same name in a totally different position/location? No, just a me problem??

None of my friends have watched the Season 2 finale of Severance yet. I need to talk to someone before I lose my mind!

Imagine how much more terrifying that Music Dance Experience was to people who had never heard of a marching band before

If it makes you feel better, I've known you so long that your spelling is the default and I've definitely misspelled other Chrystal's names. So at least your name is being spelled correctly somewhere, I guess!

Happy Caturday from sweet bb Moo

Also the directors from No Other Land made the same point a thousand times more succinctly, humbly, and poignantly in half the time and English isn't even their first language.

"don't play me off because I'm a big second time Oscar winner... now let me get back to my meandering speech about respect" was not a good look Adrien Brody.

"Why aren't you wearing a suit?" has the exact aristocratically oblivious ring as "let them eat cake."

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Don't want it to go to my head, but I think I'm probably in the top percentile of people who think up absolutely stupid/terrible puns.

A picture of Dale Cooper with the text “Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

Happy Twin Peaks Day! 🥲

Every single day for the last month every news headline has alternated between feeling like a prelude to George Orwell's 1984 or an Onion Article, and often a bit of both at the same time.

I want them to create a cinematic universe set in the Uncut Gems / Anora world.

To drive super bowl traffic Tubi has temporarily disabled the use of the search function and access your watchlist. Late stage capitalism is so cool! Guess I'm gonna have to buy Suburban Sasquatch on DVD now. 🫠

Happy Caturday to all who observe.

Sometimes I think she looks more like one of those giant prize-winning rabbits at the county fair than a cat.