Sara

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.

I mourn them daily

Booooo reverse go birds

I’m a little shocked by how long it took me to realize that this is also the root of the anti-SSRI push. These adult children went to therapy and started enforcing healthy boundaries between themselves from their parents and suddenly it became a massive political crisis.

The only person laughing at Shane Gillis jokes is Shane Gillis and you know what, at least he got one laugh

Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?

I wasn’t surprised when the unelected billionaire Nazi fuck started disassembling the government.

I’ll confess that I’m marginally surprised that apparently no one’s going to stop him?

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

Just saying.

Overstimulated! And Now I'm Bitchy

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

💪🏼🚹……. 🌎!

my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”

Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?

For the one time, Go F*cking Birds

I’m going to keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico because that’s the name it was assigned at birth.

An actual daily reminder I have set

Auntie @pseudonymjones.bsky.social drew me SOOOOO CUTIE

Philadelphia is such a beautiful place

“Can you open a ticket so I can prioritize that?”
or if you don’t have a ticketing system,
“Things are so hectic — would you email me this request so it doesn’t get lost in the shuffle?”

Choosing Carson Wentz and not Jalen Hurts THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ALIVE is wild shit

Valentines day card layout. Luigi left side black & white. Black text on right.

Me, hurtling towards the void: “I have TSA Precheck.”

Oh sorry miss maam

Bro we’re on the same side relax

No 💖

Hiya! “The Ukraine” is grammatically and politically incorrect, because it disregard their sovereignty. 🤘🏻🇺🇦

I think that, maybe, we should be asking Republicans who control Congress what *they* plan to do about the ongoing legal coup.

Listen we all need a Capricorn and I’m glad you’re one of mine