Tim Richmond

Mathematicians get their kicks on 8.1240384

This is the last thing the BBC needs

stock photo couch salesman: "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems." stock photo couch store customer: "I don't think I know 5 people without any problems."

A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

A "Brontësaurus" yelling Heathcliff!!

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Monday - Greg

Tuesday - Ian

Wednesday- Greg

Thursday - Ian

Friday - Greg

Saturday - Ian

Sunday - Greg

This is the Gregorian calendar

Totally agree. The bowling shirt combine the pink from Breast Cancer awareness with the design from Red Nose Day (or is it Mickey Mouse?).
Perhaps it's a problem with finding a design to suit both Men's and Women's teams.

Rise in UK deaths expected due to snow and ice weather warnings UK public health agency issues amber alert for social care in England, as country braces itself for heavy snow

The Met Office is at it again, risking life and limb with their so called "warnings".

A cartoon of somebody watching Goldeneye with an uncooked microwave meal in the foreground. The caption reads ‘I have to watch Goldeneye before heating a microwave meal because the packaging says 'pierce film before cooking'.’

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My local baker who was famous for his generously-sized cream cakes has retired.
I was thinking of taking his place but those are big chouxs to fill.

It's astonishing in how many areas the last government's response to difficult problems was just to abandon governing: to stop processing asylum claims, stop setting realistic budgets, ignore critical warnings from the prison system, and ultimately scuttle the ship by bringing forward the election.

Spot on. Comprehensive pedestrianisation should be far higher up the agenda in our cities than it is. Nearly wherever cars go, cities get worse. Nearly wherever they’re removed, those urban spaces flourish.

Defeat is not an option!

It's a certainty

Sport may be a blunt tool of social change, but it’s time to take a stand against Israel | Jonathan Liew As the bombardment continues in Gaza, bodies such as Fifa and the IOC have evaded taking a stand. But fans’ solidarity with Palestinians is growing and should not be ignored

The best article on Gaza that I've read. And it's in the sports pages.

Somerset are going to be docked so many points for this Perth pitch they'll be busted down to the Minor Counties. #cricket 🏏

I was working on music, mixing my vocals when the AI bit of the software decided to get involved and tell me that my sound source is “voice.” I then noticed that out of a choice of “singing” or “speech,” it chose speech. Basically I’ve just been told I’m a shit singer by a robot.

Ed Balls

Chart showing people who rank their own finances as fair to good at 72 percent but the number who say so about the overall economy at 22 percent.

Both things can’t be true at once. Perception is quite different than reality. And disinformation is a helluva drug.