I did my standard April Fool's this morning. I laughed, he regretted marrying me, same as every year.
Me: I'm sorry, but I have tell you I had a test come back positive.
J: ok, what did you...
Me: I'm pregnant
#gay #marriedgay
@mdills-allen.bsky.social
Higher Education Administration (w/PhD). ๐ May I always be found kind and based in love while standing up for my husband's and my rights, trans rights, just all the rights. Obsessed with RPDR
I did my standard April Fool's this morning. I laughed, he regretted marrying me, same as every year.
Me: I'm sorry, but I have tell you I had a test come back positive.
J: ok, what did you...
Me: I'm pregnant
#gay #marriedgay
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And I'm crying
24.01.2025 01:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love it
23.01.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Accurate
23.01.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Interesting fact: I started coming out of the closet at 18. Matthew's death scared me back in for another 18.
#gay #notgoingback #neverforget
Not even in gay hell
#gay #gaychristmas
๐โโ๏ธ absolutely fall into this bucket. Even got a ; tattoo afterwards.
06.12.2024 19:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have to regularly call for the water damage to my walls ๐
06.12.2024 19:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pardons for them all now!
06.12.2024 19:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Down over 60 pounds!!
#weightloss #weightlossjourney
Thanksgiving dinner -
Me: oh that reminds me, Husband and I need to go get our power of attorney and medical power of attorneys done.
SIL who voted for trump: Why?
Me: in case our marriage gets invalidated in the next 4 years
SIL: oh....
Basically
28.11.2024 22:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Annual reminder
#LGBT #antihate #transrights
We now have medicine that can actively prevent catching HIV. #gay #notgoingback #stopthemadness
24.11.2024 23:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#wicked
22.11.2024 22:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#freespeech for me, but not for thee. No, people shouldn't bully him, but you get what you give.
22.11.2024 16:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Listening to my 8am zoom drone on in monotone while watching the snow flurries outside is oddly calming
22.11.2024 13:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Have you considered making a block list we can join?
22.11.2024 03:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Basically
22.11.2024 01:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They'll have to wait for Rudy to get his license back
21.11.2024 02:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Choir teacher in my case, but still
#gay
I have decades of experience and a PhD in Higher Education. Anyone who doesn't see this as a direct attack on the poor is kidding themselves.
20.11.2024 23:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Blah blah transparent, own libs blah blah
20.11.2024 23:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reminds me a bit of coming out of the closet to be honest
#gay #nomoretoxic
This is the #dadjoke I am here for
20.11.2024 23:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also, if you're worried about bathrooms, then you are worried about predatory men, not trans women
20.11.2024 20:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0