@noblemile.bsky.social
Motherfuckers have the audacity to tell me they had a dream about me but won't tell me if my fit was hard 26m
Respectfully if your wide receivers aren't the type of maniacs to want to be President they ain't WR1 material
03.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nihowdy goes nuts actually
02.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 189 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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I should get a body pillow of myself done for no reason other than it would be funny to me for about five minutes
03.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Duke Nukem impression* Grok this you sonuva bitch
03.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 32 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0You ever think about how there's so many apps that just so the same thing as the apps built into your phone?
Why do I need like 8 apps for sending a message? Just text or email me and I'll pretend to look at it.
If an author is calling *that* the work of a wordsmith then I wrote the Book of Ezekiel
03.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm gonna go commit a science real quick
03.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every xenoblade 1 cutscene
03.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 4466 🔁 1525 💬 7 📌 157What if a mariachi band covered grunge
03.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know he'd get fucking PAID there but that person who said Hiromu could be headed to WWE with EVIL better have been shitposting
03.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nah
03.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shibata before bed:
03.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 40 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0People these days don't know the joy of random WCW women's tags that are the greatest four minute sprints (just turn off the commentary for your own sanity).
03.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
02.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 6273 🔁 3312 💬 105 📌 90Oleg Boltin. Hartley Jackson.
ALL THE MEAT.🥩
Love LIJ
03.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It may be depressing how beyond cooked Naito is compared to his peak, but idgaf I'll suffer if it means more Hiromu in NOAH.
03.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
02.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 1312 🔁 321 💬 30 📌 157I don't speak much Spanish, but Nuevayol is hot.
03.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0High-key can't wait to be drunk out of my mind vibing to Bad Bunny during the Super Bowl like I was with Kendrick last year.
02.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🔥
02.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cat is obsessed with trying to get into The Bug Juice™.
Buddy, I'm not even allowed to drink The Bug Juice™.
Check it out I'm in the house like carpet
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