FKAmoistcanyon

Hes got my vote to be CEO of Congress

Matt Taibbi in absolute shambles

🙏🤌

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

I pressed it. I am now in gods confused and total embrace.

It better not be woke. Turns on twitch machine, it’s woke.

Breaking 🚨 ‼️🔔: I am now a journalist. This is a journalism.

Hmmmm that’s not what my search results looked like

Elon Musk for the last 24 hours:

Extreme youth pastor kick flipping into the antechamber voice: “you know kids, Jesus was the first dude to go viral”

Me when the work crew gets in a circle to intro ourselves to the new fool

Okay Mischa. Yes I did fly to Epstein island and held correspondence with him for at least a decade. But I was only there to fuck the island donkey I didn’t touch any of the nubile queens that bill gates shoved watermelon seeds into orifices myriad.

my "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things" t-shirt has ppl asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

look at that nerd ass dog (no free feet this is the lord’s day)

NES game ending-ass email

I’m here. Head on the block.

Presidents exist on a spectrum. They are not a monolith. Myriad policy approaches, nuanced positions on the economy. Different cultural backgrounds and all the complexities that entails. The spectrum ranges from absolute dog shit with baked beans for brains and twice-baked fascist.

Walking into the ocean now. Good luck humans who are rad

How many butthole pics do I gotta take to shake my digital g-man tail? (Rhetorical?)

I would be mad if you didn’t

Ohhh Chuck Shooms will find a way

Hey that was a private selfie (that I secretly wished you would share with the world)

Mischa I am not in an emotional state conducive to hearing hard truths

Wait til ICE finds out that nobody likes them anywhere and liking pepperoni pizza will not bridge the gap like they think it might

Nice. Never heard of this publication. New York Times you say, Barack? Can I call you Barack? you have an inviting posting style and my brain is made of peanut butter.

Wow. Shit’s so doom political topics hit the top three spots on the news aggregate.

It doesn't matter what the Constitution says. If the government can execute you on the street or in your own home on a whim, you have no rights. None.

Now that’s journalism! “I stayed inside and closed my eyes until the government people told me I could come out. now listen to my firsthand account of everything that happened on the streets”

Morale plummeting as fascist masked goon squad realizes the public actually doesn’t want these mouth breathers murdering them and kidnapping children