mashallah brother (haram)

Drake simply the better

Bitch when people look back at your legacy the only thing they’ll say you fought for is your fuckin life in 2028 primaries you spineless old fuck head ass

See my brain was actually huge cause this is one of those Bryce elder starts where he strikes out 12 and gives up 1 run

Wife confidently declaring “Mo Gueye is better than Trae Young” we’ve arrived

Donald John trumpus when the house ethics committee starts looking into the AG nominee

Shwebsi when he’s 4 monsters deep and still falls asleep

Hawks on a back to back against the Lakers with no trae and potentially no Luke a day after shitting the bed and choking a lead away in the 4th is the November equivalent of seeing Bryce elder starting against the Phillies after Joey wentz gave up 8 the day before

Mfer looks like he has two loves in this world: butch walker and getting in fights on message boards

Peaked is a generous reading of the situation

Damn you were already full height

When I read this I didn’t know what she looked like but I know and when I googled her it turns out I DID know what she looks like

Thats where I land. In a vacuum I get it. For a team that has to replace raisel and gave big innings to enyel, daysbel, and the cox/suarez/stratton rotating door, it seems weird. And $7M for a reliable if unspectacular set up arm seems cheap given the $7M going to a DH with a 2B offensive profile

Wat about the one of us from the wedding

How DARE you

@ me

But yeah, was just saying krannitz grew a lot on me the last few years with what he did with the young guys after it seemed like everyone had to go get fixed by Mike Maroth for a while.

I’m torn. I considered that as well but i tend to think of pitching coaches as more strategy, shape, and development and less whether someone’s arm explodes. Between the pitchers and shit like Sean/austin/ozzie injuries (especially a multi year thing like Sean) I tend to point at a shitty med staff

My veins yearn for the blood of my enemies

“Yall got any more of them precincts reporting?”

I really do love that you turn into Tyrone biggums for 6 hours 1-3 times a year as precincts report it’s great

Sperry in the pre-op room

They were going to think outside the box and tap Nicky singles but he hasn’t felt safe traveling since someone stole and subsequently fucked his gun collection

Knowing this org is this org and we were getting some form of bald headed old white shitfuckery, the bar is literally “who will make Matt Olson or Austin Riley take a day off when they’re 1-56 with a 30% k rate and a 35 mph avg exit velo.”

I am sure this bar will not be reached

They almost certainly asked the candidates if they’ve used a computer to look up stats or if they know what a fangraphs is and that’s probably what sank David Ross

“We searched extensively and conducted several interviews” incoming. Bitch, asking fredi Gonzalez and Keith Lockhart what their plans are between April to October is not a search.

The WMDs are at 755 Battery Avenue @georgewbush

Replacing the 69 year old mashed potato fuck head with a 61 year old retread who never broke .500 in his 4 years managing Helton, Tulo, Arenado, CarGo, Charlie Blackmon, et fuckin al.

BRO I AINT GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS BOBBY COX NEPO TREE SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND I GET WALT FUCKING WEISS WHAT DID I DO TO YOU @god

You can take the linebacker out of Atlanta but you can’t take the Atlanta out of the linebacker