mashallah brother (haram)

That was perilously close to Nick Allen’s first barrel of 2025.

- Atlanta Braves, 2025

@buntsingles.bsky.social you didn’t tell us you were in Colorado

I looked at it a few weeks ago and it’s literally like a .650 vs an .890 OPS delineated purely by a 4 days vacation. Shit is fucked up

Moved her where

Car-ass-co send tweet

Are you telling me that in the race track game the Braves “3”rd baseman got injured at turn 4 and number 36 made hard contact? Nice script, manfred we’ve seen this before

This is a format that both Grant Holmes and 2003 Shane Reynolds were born for we are being robbed

It’s a concern because Eli white is number 36, approximating the ole Ken schrader m&m-mobile

Back me up here @mossymanse.bsky.social

God wouldn’t have let it rain if you cowards weren’t Too Woke to wear a Dale Earnhardt jersey patch

Can’t believe you get to watch two teams better than the Braves

This is the spiritual sports equivalent of the combination KFC/Taco Bell

@nascar @braves make Tony Stewart unretire and put marcell in right field I just wanna see something

An unreal amount of production to force like 80k ppl to watch the Braves lose 2-1 in 13 innings

Pitbull is a top 5 all time ridiculous human being

I have had many hot takes in my day but I am of the belief you cannot call something a “_____ Classic” if it’s the first year doing and further more like, rich hill is less than 20 years older than the track itself so like, let’s get creative with our names here.

This reminded me to check again and yes sir Nick Allen still has 0 barrels through game 109. This is like the “2023 braves haven’t had a sac bunt” levels of investment. I’m all in on my short defensive king hitting absolute dribblers

Bringing in the pending FA closer to the bottom of the 10th of a game you led by 8 the day of the trade deadline to bring your team to within 13.5 GB of the last wild card spot 🤌🤌🤌

Finally, one my elders has a decent start

Broke: sale, strider, shwellenbach, your 4th starter is Reynaldo Lopez who had a sub 2 era last year. Your 5th is a top 100 prospect who throws 100 or Grant Holmes, whose mullet makes men and women alike swoon

Woke: 2025 Carlos Carrasco, Erick Fedde, Joey wentz, & Bryce elder slowly drag me to hell

I can’t even spell the man’s name right I’m so done lol

Ha! You fool! You ignoramous! You think we’re doomed? We added Tyler Kinney! Get fucked! PLAYOFFS 2025 BABY

Got other teams out here selling so hard they’re unloading young rookie of the year winners with YEARS of team control left and I can’t even get the small joys of lottery tickets from shipping off pending FAs because reasons

Idc if it was for cash or whatever not trading Ozuna and raisel is crazy business

Ok but bsky.app/profile/e11e...

I want to remember happier times like last summer when someone named JARRED KELENIC went on a multi week HEATER and carried this team and all I’m saying is if Ronnie’s ACL is sore we have the CHOSEN ONE lulling the league to sleep with a .612 OPS in AAA

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