Under the MiSuetoe

The right wing is very disappointed that "the left" and "Democrats" are neither surprised nor upset that Clinton shows up in latest Epstein photo dump. We don't tolerate our sex pests. If Clinton diddled kids, he should be in jail.

Watching lots of Spongebob has also given me the insight that too many people on Bluesky post like they're Squidward. Before you reply to me ask yourself "would Squidward say this?"

Newsom doesn't actually care about trans kids. That's just a fact. Those posts were made mostly just to troll the right.

The right... has responded to the "Sorry your daughter hates you, Elon" post with a LOT of rage, which is going to be used to further target trans people.

One thing I'm a little worried about is how right-wing media and political figures are trying to leverage Newsom's posts. Let me explain.

I said what I said and I mean what I said.

Mega Man good

Do the right thing @capcomusa.com

good man mega

Me in the Criterion Closet: I'm sure I'm not alone in asking this but uhh.. where's your copy of The Peanut Butter Solution?

I need Paul F. Tompkins impersonating Herzog, but instead of him doing a bit reviewing a Trader Joe's on Yelp, he's giving his take on Wild Woody on IGN forums.

My religion doesn't believe in Whamageddon. We firmly believe in the end of the world, as we know it, being called "Ragna-rockaroundthechristmastree".

Pink haired BTTGGF

Somehow I pulled off the smokey look by sheer accident (from applying too much eyeshadow and wiping away a bunch of it lol)

If that's how the look is achieved? Guess I'm golden

Nothing says, "I grew up below the Maison Dixon line!" like having one of your best friends in grade school being named "Clement".

I laughed pretty hard when they announced the cast for when the Super Mario Bros. movie got announced.

That pales in comparison to how much I was rolling from the Street Fighter cast reveal.

Hoooooo boy.

Missed opportunity for there to not be a Coca-Cola flavored candy cane. Could call it "Coke Cane".

Crumbkake: when you are trying to get the last little bit of snacks at the bottom of a bag/box, raise it up and tilt it into your open mouth, then your face gets blasted with crumbs, cheetos dust, cooler ranch shards, etc.

RIP Tortellini

Going into a Jersey Mike's and I tell them I want it "Christ's way" and they just hand me a loaf of sandwich bread with a side of red wine vinaigrette.

YouTube video by Team Coco Clueless Gamer: "Final Fantasy XV" With Elijah Wood | CONAN on TBS

We should have listened to Conan.

youtu.be/eXJFbsQBvLw?...

I say this to myself every week but seriously. One Piece is so freakin' good. ♡

When you're fighting the Ghost of Starman enemies in EarthBound, their action for a turn will sometimes be "..flashed a menacing smile."

Itoi. These dudes have no mouths. How are they smiling?

Wuuuut?? I didn't even realize that was a thing that could happen!

Oh shit. All these years later and I'm still learning new things about EarthBound. ♡

Is it super weak to it? Have my party leveled up after doing a bunch of Master Criminal Worm grinding and trounced the boss on just physical hits and a Big Bottle Rocket.

I literally had to say outload "What am I doing?" when I realized I was sitting at my work desk opening it lol

Damn. That day off of work threw me off so much on what day it was that I opened up the Jump app thinking there was a new chapter of One Piece waiting for me.

Will Farrell wearing a tuxedo and a blue mesh white fabric truckers hat with black text that says "I'm #1".

Me when I defeat the Plagued Rat boss battle in EarthBound in the first round of combat.

I remember owning a copy of "Oops, All Roberta" along with another Sierra multipak that had a bunch of family friendly games, then randomly had Leisure Suit Larry 5 included lol

I've started doing a drinking game while watching true crime videos of child predators being arrested. I have had to abolish my "take a shot any time you see the accused/arrested predator wearing or having anything showing their support of Trump" rule because of how often it is a thing.