Evelyn Waughluigi

will you take his scrap copper?

Hail to the khan, baby

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

cropped sci fi pulp novel cover. three space-suited figures blast flame throwers at a gigantic worm beast that is eating a helicopter looking ship out of midair under the word GERROLD

gerrold is always doing shit like this

Should've done the whole thing over her shoulder like In A Violent Nature

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

YouTube video by TheSunAnge Many rivers to cross - Jimmy Cliff

Jimmy Cliff, crossing the river. RIP

Hamnet for my real friends, and real net for my ham friends.

Globalism won

an interaction on tumblr. isawken: going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room. blue lois: blue lois. isawken: can i help you. red marge: red marge. isawken: jesus christ. i am under fucking attack.

everything sucks, but at least sometimes tumblr is good

The American voter was really stupid on a random Tuesday in November and now my country is bleeding out because of a realtor

Pausing the movie here and immediately setting my time machine to 1906 San Francisco

A tiny clump of snow on the roof of my car

WE GOT SNOW HAPPENING

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

Steve Buscemi as Khrushchev in Death Of Stalin, reading Beria's death warrant

At a certain point you just don't deserve to win this

William Hurt in A History of Violence, looking incredulous

You had *eight tries* at the goal line

One must imagine the New England Patriots happy

Me, annoyed at the virtuosic athleticism of my enemy: Boo

I love the way Burns is both way more decrepit than the other old Springfieldians and much sharper

Reviewing every wizard of oz reimagining post 1939

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Holy hell

Billionaires work very hard to make “the government” into some distant entity.

But we can go to our city council meetings. We can run for office. We can knock on our neighbors’ doors to talk about a candidate we like.

In a free democracy, another way to say “the government” is “all of us”.

"If the Vogue you wish to read, answerest must my questions three"

De Niro in The Irishman

Good portrait of a weird sad freak trying to make sense of his terrible life