Chesterville🍂

It's so crazy that the shit you put between letters while typing is the same shit they got up in the sky

The internet went out so I played with the cat the internet turned back on so I played with the cat

2010

Hauntings doesn't even make sense what is he gonna do disturb your dead ass fuck ghosts

Lately I'm not sure I consider anything music if it doesn't sound like you're running a marathon on dumpsters

Cats actually sound like mechanical hard drives if you ignore the whole Yautja thing

Stop selling me crumbles they're crumbling all over the place

My fuckin black light array has dismantled itself from the wall and needs non-immediate repair

i think everybody's dad invented it

Explaining niche electronic music to people is very similar to doing advanced tech support

At what point do you stop announcing that you were America's favorite beer in 1893?

Getting jovial in 2008

I had a dream where I was less of an asshole to everybody for a while so you're welcome for that

2013

A slowly fading oscillator

We've come a long way since 2014

Doing forensics on the night to figure out what happened and getting nowhere because I mostly spectated

Absolutely insane night online in the secret dark web comedy discords

A man is Naruto running across Highway 101

Every 1/32nd of an inch (imperial) the boot comes up off your neck you feel an unconscious flush of vitality and potential rejuvenation

a black and white logo that says techno inside in white letters . ALT: a black and white logo that says techno inside in white letters .

Schranz for the neighbors

Chicago

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Tim Robinson and Zach Kanin Share Their Cut SNL Ideas; Call Seth an Enemy of Spider League

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comic sans list of obvious bowling safety rules typed up once and never edited. and then some dipshit said "write conditions of play on there" FUCKING TOOTHLESS SOCIETY OF USELESS BUREAUCRATS the foul buzzers aren't even on

When you violate the conditions of play the bowling police come strike you three times and it's called a Turkey Ham

Every 1/32nd of an inch (imperial) the boot comes up off your neck you feel an unconscious flush of vitality and potential rejuvenation

Every time I hear a boomer say "You have a great rest of your day" I want to cry because language is DEAD

Love to be the youngest of the 1000 people at the doctor's office

Mom deer and baby out there eating the yard in the rain

I really don't like it when chairs touch walls

the earth is dying planeteers, but specifically this one seal

All this fucking shit is too fucking expensive

The rain is too slow to keep up with the Schranz

Muh whip

It is rather charming to see people dancing to shit that is less than 160bpm

Actually you know what that butterscotch vodka was pretty good