🎃 scary-pace 🔮 spell 🎃

Still thinking about this accidental thumbnail configuration

The way the AI thing has really coalesced around the "educational" idea of making facsimile versions of historical figures to talk to really feels like... these people are so fucking mad that there are people who were greater than Computer and the first thing they want to do is Make Them Computer

If I see you posting AI slop, it's an instant block. Even if you think it's cute or says a lot about society. If you are purporting that some AI slop is real news, I will report you for misinformation, and then block you. Sloppers should be marginalised.

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

A drawing of Kermit the Frog being pupeteered by a Nazi. The Nazi is making him shoot a gun and Kermit is yelling “I’m so sorry. This isn’t who I am!”

can’t sleep because i’ve had a harrowing vision of a WW2 Muppet Movie where Kermit gets captured

Look at this lil fucker

Endless Joy (LUNGS-298), by ENDLESS JOY 12 track album

NOW AVAILABLE: ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/endles...

An army travels on its stomach, you know, because a hungry soldier makes a bad soldier. Ice also travels on its stomach, because they’re bunch of fucking worms

Huge hoist at the petard factory

oh! good to know. i hadn't thought of proton. (i recently started using fastmail and am in the process of migrating over my gmail. love having email aliases and masked emails.)

who here is happy with their browser and/or vpn? recs? get me out of here (chrome/safari/edge)

attention is a zero sum game (fuck you pay me)

As.. AB-OVE...... So.. Be-LOW

when you cant figure out how to transition from scene five to scene six

happy mental health awareness whatever. you have been made aware of me. im kinda fucked up

if i see this in the river i’m holding it under until it drowns

flying over mount rainier is the closest ill ever come to a religious experience

I lived in fear of this day, and it’s here. I finally got called out by The Onion

the lean-in

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

Neighbor, that Halloween decoration scares me, an adult. Take it easy

probably my favorite thing that could Only Happen Online is making friends with a james beard award winning writer because I dropped a BOFA on a guy being an asshole in her mentions

feel like we can do better than “man these guys are real fatsos” when talking about agents of state violence idk

AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange

my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned

i'm pretty sure this was near mopac/far west exit (austin)

offer still stands for whoever's truck this was at the H-E-B in 2012

car with bumper stickers reading "hot girls hit the curb" "what a time to be gay and alive" "i'm retired go around me"

whoever owns this car I saw in the dunkin' donuts parking lot please be my best friend. if you are looking for a best friend and do not have a best friend i could be that

Same! I haven't gotten mine yet this year but both times previously it was a minimal reaction.

Friendly advice to the Trump administration: PLEASE keep putting Steven Miller on TV! Everyone likes him and is very impressed by him, he does not in any way come off as a shrieking little fascist who is naturally repulsive. People love “Steve” and want to hear much more from him! 👍❤️

A brown bird with rufous breast is standing in a shallow bird bath. With feet spread wide, it is glaring into the camera creating a formidable pyramid of attitude.

That American Robin stance
#birds