carapace shell

Outlook San Francisco Grindcore is the new hustle culture

Grindcore — you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

A photo of a very sturdy and very fluffy gray and white cat in front of a box

Guys I know everything is incredibly bad but please stop for a moment and enjoy this photo of my fucking amazing cat. Look at this shape. The box behind him is his thinking box, he sits in it and thinks

hey cheenie

Graceless pivot to survival: I’m launching

THE FUTURE IS OURS TO MAKE

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as a species we peaked with the invention of ctrl+f/z/c/x/v, didn't we

When I’m lying in bed watching videos of cute animals on my phone and my cat is next to me and I’m not petting her I feel like a cheating spouse

inside you are two Donnies

Virgin Suicides

Beak looking like a Far Side character talking

UPDATE ADDENDUM: he’s one of those cats whose meow sounds like quacking

marmooomg

My (parasocial) friend Marmo who is a cat,

sleep paralysis demon (ideal)

sorry can't come in today boss i hyperfocus-locked myself into my medication spreadsheet and

Two bunnies have a log cabin on a wooded mountain. One goes for firewood, as the other stands atop a cliff, watching a flock of birds flying north for the spring.

Daily bunny no.3217 watches the flock come home

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

insane chest of drawers made of precariously tension balanced mismatched drawers circular strapped together. I can't really get into it it's Too Intense. just consult the object label in pic #2

object label "Tejo Remy, a founding member of the Dutch design group Droog, emphasizes salvage and reappropriation in his work. This chest of drawers, with its sculptural quality and precarious feel, seems more like an art installation akin to Marcel Duchamp's ready-made pieces than a functional piece of furniture. Recycled drawers from home or office furniture are fitted into custom-made maple compartments secured by a strap. The design invites reflection on memories of the objects' former users, consumption and waste. 15 Tejo Remy Born in Nijmegen, Netherlands, in 1960 You Can't Lay Down Your Memories Chest of Drawers 1991 Maple, recycled drawers, cotton Produced by Droog Design, Amsterdam Liliane and David M. Stewart Collection, D99.159.1.1-41"

I do not think I have ever felt more understood by an object and it's fucking me up a little

ridiculously charismatic head and ear shapes

My friend marmalade who is an orange cat on the top shelf of a book case looking chagrinned

Marmalade Update: marmo just got shouted at for knocking shit off the book case at 3am

SQUAD

this is who runs this account

Black cat sleeping on the couch but his leg is hanging off it

What the hell

they hate each other but are confused about it

I'm still not over John Candy

not much, what’s up with you?

This shit should burn CALORIES. Shout out to all my menstruating homies

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

Worst Toyotathon of your lifetime SO FAR

at some point you’re gonna say to yourself “how do I go to work and pretend everything is normal” and the answer is that you can’t and you gotta figure out how to merge the reality you live in vs. the one corporate America is trying to hallucinate where everything is fine

drawing of a big headed cartoon cat tucked into bed shouting in all caps, IF YOU LET ME INTO YOUR HOUSE I WILL CRAWL UNDER YOUR BLANKETS AND I WILL GET COZY AND DROWSY!!!! I am unsure of the cartoonist.

WORLD IS A SNUG

MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY 2026